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Carbon-based bipedal ape descendant and cephalopod enthusiast. Lives in Tokyo.
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“Today marks a triumph in our fight for the right of men to cum on women’s backs and keep it there,” said Gov. Kay Ivey theonion.com/new-ala...

I'm in the Galapagos islands this week.

Much of the US economy relies on tourism and education. So to aid these sectors, Tяump has made it so most foreign people don't want to go to the US, and he is closing the Department of Education. It's all the work of a deranged fool battling dementia. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Tяump has claimed the tariffs will bring manufacturing back to Amerikkka and restore the economy. Manufacturing is only 9.7% of the US economy, and manufacturing jobs have disappeared because they have been automated and are never coming back. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

What's behind the Tяump Tariffs? Tяump expects business leaders to bend the knee and he'll grant Tariff exemptions. He already has Congress, the Senate, and the Supreme Court, once he has private industry locked up, he's free to remake America into a fascist state. It's what Hitler did in 1936.

Antarctica Tariffs Announced It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight... 🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰

The Heard and McDonald Islands were hit with a 10% tariff today. This is going to devastate the economies of these tiny islands which are inhabited ONLY BY PENGUINS.

Don't believe everything you read. Japan's actual tariff rate for US products is 3.7%.

Please don't share this image of President Tяump, it might embarrass him... On second thought, Fuck Tяump.