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Tall, loud, queer Koori. Usually tired. Sometimes wrong. PhD/ADHD/ACAB 🐘: @[email protected]
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Love that moment where you’re looking at your results going “is this an unexpected and novel finding or did I just cock something up in the analysis?”

Oh good, Keith Windschuttle died

I cracked and spent an obscene amount of money in the Libidex sale 😬

I’m so fried after a very heavy day that I just forgot the word for “oven” and called it a “hot fridge”

I saw Green Day play a tiny room at ANU in the 90s

I say this as someone with considerable expertise in health communications: what the fuck is this sign trying to communicate

Counterpoint: the rain

I think I would exercise more if I lived in Melbourne? The weather is perfect for the brisk walk I just did, which would have left me a sweaty mess if I did it in Sydney humidity, and it's flat enough that I could see myself actually riding a bike

I have been absent for a bit. Found the place a bit overwhelming what with [gestures vaguely at everything] and have been spending my time on more frivolous and local socials

Trying to decide whether it’s a terrible idea to include a corset in Saturday’s costume. Downside: harder to dance, harder to remove layers if I get too hot, might not be comfortable Upside: costume miiiiight look marginally cooler (???)

ME: As Einstein once said, “I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots”. SON: [not looking up from phone] That guy needs to stick to making monsters.

Me: I can’t decide what to do with my makeup tonight Spouse: I think you should spread it all out on the floor and roll around in it and see what emerges. Dada-esque. Like a child with no preconceived notions of what makeup should look like Me: That actually sounds amazingly fun Spouse: Right??

I personally would like to thank the new Trump administration in the USA for dominating every social and news media channel I am regularly exposed to this week. This is the least amount of anti-blak racism I’ve been exposed to in the week before Invasion Day in years!

Getting my Officeworks order delivered partly because I don’t drive but also partly to definitively avoid being asked about the sticker chart and having to think of something to say that isn’t “it’s a sex thing”