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I need Elon to submit a report of his weekly activities.

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Damn, was much longer than I thought since I uploaded a new story to my blog. In any case, here is the latest "Abacus Jones, Soulless Cowboy" story. Please read and, if you like, share!

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The only reason I see to leave my house today is to give the neighborhood squirrels their daily nuts.

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Chev Chelios could beat John Wick.

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Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil theonion.com/happy-p...

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The other big problem with using generative AI to help you write is that it makes you a huge fuckin loser

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Can't tell if it is a good omen or bad one that I almost hit a skunk. Like, good because he was spared, but bad because I am being tested...

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Got an MRI this morning. Except for the torture noises, it was quite pleasant. Snug. I miss the tube.

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Happy president’s day! Shoutout to the time the president roasted a guy so bad that the lil bitch decided to dismantle democracy.

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Little bit of whiplash going from playing “Final Fantasy VII: ReBirth” to “Kirby.”

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Work was dead so I took the second half off. Scared the Hell out of my fiance. She woke up and thought I'd been fired.

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Hate my brain. Spent weeks working on this chapter in my novel...it's basically the same as an earlier chapter. Lovely.

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I don't see why herding cats is so hard. Just stand where you want them to go and shake the treat box.

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U.S. forces land on Greenland's coast, spearheaded by units of Cybertanks. they make it three quarters of a mile before the cold weather drains their batteries. crews find themselves trapped inside when the fully electronic doors default to locked. most of the 70th Armored regiment starves to death

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The only book ban I support is Lewis Carroll in Gotham City. They got enough super villains out of that.

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It is time for the Big Game! No, not the football one, our monthly D&D session!

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Watching “Crow: Salvation” and Walton Goggins has never aged. #TheCrow #CrowSalvation #WaltonGoggins #BlueSkyFilm

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Eivor says “pbbbbbt!” #EivorKittenson #Cat #Blep #CatTax #BlueSkyCats

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NAZI-KILLING G.I. ROBOT IN ACTION Posting this today for no particular reason… (Cc @jamesgunn.bsky.social )

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Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock

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To boost morale at the office my boss brought in a picture book they recently found which they made in 3rd grade and read it to us. My only response was that I would rather have my fingernails torn out with pliers than read anything I wrote from that age. Or any age.

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I should become a cheesemonger.

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I do have to admire the spirit of the person who let their dog poop on our lawn and instead of picking it up, just left a bag for it next to it and walked off. I aspire to not give that much of a shit.

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My boss walked into our office when everyone was elsewhere and thought that they had been "Langoliers"-ed.

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People saying that they wouldn't go to the naked supermodel beach if it caused degradation of bone and muscle tissue, and possible longterm cognitive damage, have clearly never been 15.

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Very telling that in my dream someone asked if I was stupid and I responded yes. No qualifiers.

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Do you have any idea how hard you have to work to be born with generational wealth

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The last two weeks have really been putting my anti-anxiety meds through their paces.

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States keep trying to ban porn from the internet to "save the children." Don't they understand that if it's not there they will just find it in the woods, like my generation did!

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Going to the Pet Semetary to throw some chicken nuggets in the sour ground to see if they come back. You know, for science!

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Big things are happening at the Prenger/Kopp household! #LEGO #backtotheFuture #BlueSkyLEGO

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Conan the Barbarian is in MORTAL KOMBAT 1. My only complaint is they pronounce it Koh-Nun instead of Koh-Nan. There is a difference! He is not hosting a late night show! Granted, the other Conan isn't either. But you know what I mean!

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a lot of questions about the pin can be answered by the pin.

submitted 30 days ago • 9 comments

BOOSTER GOLD 😎 ✨

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very happy to present incredible cover art for LUCKY DAY. beautiful work from LA BOCA capturing the spirit of this strange and terrifying and existential and absurdist horror novel. PRE ORDER HERE AND SUPPORT THE ART YOU LOVE us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

submitted 29 days ago • 63 comments

"I watched 'Longlegs' twice and I still don't know what the Hell was going on." -My fiance's dad's review.

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new thing!

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THE SUBSTANCE nomination is a game changer. I’m long on record as someone saying the Academy doesn’t need to recognize horror, but every company who makes horror is asking for their THE SUBSTANCE, their short hand for “meaningful but unflinching horror film” and things are gonna get real interesting

submitted 30 days ago • 95 comments

Getting married in a few weeks. My fiancé and I do a happy dance every time someone RSVPs "no"

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Feel like there isn't really a word for the new breed of tech billionaire at Trump's inauguration, so I made one up: the appistocracy www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-appist...

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