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I know I’m reading way too much into it but an ad saying we should let women play Flag Football is so weirdly patronizing

It wouldn’t be Oscar season if I wasn’t picking beef about the frontrunner.

I’m such a codependent bitch my bed has been too empty

Nothing like Gone Girl (2014) teasing out the casual misogyny of the two army wives I’m friends with from work

guys I’m 25 now. This means I’m gonna be more productive right? Right? It only takes 25 years.

As someone who has not changed the gender on their passport and ID yet, it still be too early for me to comfortable start shifting those labels, it is really sad to now feel that I’m in a world where I simply waited too long.

The overly emotional response to the end of TikTok is just proving what’s wrong with all of us. Even further, the notion that should Trump bring it back, the man who himself wanted TikTok shut down, it would positively affect people’s view of him. Maybe I just don’t want to be that jaded or naive.

You guys are too much.

Ughhh guys I absolutely NEED to write today if I’m going to meet the deadline but I also know there’s no way in hell I’m meeting it anyways but if I don’t keep that pressure on nothing is gonna get done. God I hate having ADHD.

Look, as someone who struggles with content addiction, I really can only see the end of TikTok as a good thing. There are healthier resources we can establish that don’t also live within the rapidly running cog of algorithmic emotional abuse. The way that type of social media is run, is unhealthy.

The way I’m unfollowing anyone who is downloading RedNote. Your TikTok addiction is showing honey.

There’s no better way to fuck with someone than to end the conversation and immediately start it again once they’ve backed away. Funny every time.

being alive is the small things, like struggling to stay awake while texting your best friend who lives in another country because you only have a few overlapping hours.

I’ll be honest, all the commentary and criticism about all the homes and buildings lost in the fire, in what is maybe one of the most flammable places ever, just reminds me why I thought Twisters (2024) was a dumb movie.

Nobody tell my ex that she made me scared of Front Bottoms fans.

The thrill of telling little white lies to the IT guy on the phone. Why yes James, I’ll be right back, I just need to go let my dog out the back door to the three acres of land outside my four story mansion.

when I remember that someone I know in real life also sees my bluesky

alright I’ve definitely been lying to myself about how horny I am in 2025. Looking through some of these profiles like damn baby bite me 🫦

I always appreciate Taylor girls for telling on themselves in every dating bio.

look, I’m a slur for Bob Dylan, but A Complete Unknown is honestly a really fun movie. Captured everything I love about Bob.

can’t believe I just got baited into thinking Anthony Hopkins died.

Gave myself a new years kiss last night with a bottle of champagne and the crippling existentialism of I Saw The TV Glow.