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Kim Jong Un doesn’t even get fluffed like this

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Moment of zen

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This will help address the global diarrhea shortage

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you're gonna wanna see this

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Bought this on vinyl and making it my neighbor’s problem

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Oh no

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I’m mean, I’d be cool with it what’s your problem Dennis?

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Ms. Rachel has been executed for "antisemitism" by three red-faced mouthbreathing sons of car dealership owners

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Area Family Has Biggest Happiness Surge In Years As Dad Puts Down Loaded Gun He Has Been Waving Around All Week

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I can't think of anything other than how insane the Nuggets' decision to fire Mike Malone was and how it's emblematic of the broader billionaire push to reassert their power. www.splinter.com/the-billiona...

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At some point the rizzler is going to be an adult and running for congress

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BRB, grabbing some gummies and a burrito

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That Ovechkin fella is going to break Gretzky’s record and he’s going to get a reception from Putin that will rival a royal wedding.

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Yeah this is pretty fucking grim

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I volunteer as a legal observer for the national lawyers guild at protests and marches, including today, and I gotta tell you the plainclothes cops are comically obvious

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I think one day someone will make a post that solves everything

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Imagine if you did something other than post your NCAA bracket or movies of the year, destructive comfort and passivity

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Ah yeah cool

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A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.

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Even big men EVEN THE BIGGEST MEN

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Finally had the time and the house to myself to crank the turntable and the earbuds and crappy desktop speakers made me forget how good it feels to feel the music rattle the room

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Every clip I see from Fox News or any of the business channels is basically a higher-resolution version of this. Probably fine!

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Friends do not become addicted to having retirement savings

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it's so funny to go hard in the paint for american institutions right now. trump stomped on them like decayed logs, there was nothing of substance left.

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