attorneymom00.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

The tooth fairy is visiting our house tonight, the first night after the daylight savings time change. And NO ONE is tired at the normal bedtime. I guess the tooth fairy doesn’t get to sleep either. 🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️🧚🏻‍♀️✨✨✨💰💰💰💰

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

🎼You Put A Tariff In, 🎼You Pull A Tariff Out, 🎼You Put A Tariff In, 🎼And It Makes Me Want To Shout, 🎼It’s Stupid and It’s Dopey, 🎼And You Want It Just To End, 🎼No One Knows What It’s All About!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know about you, but I think it’s important to get accurate weather predictions quickly. What the hell are we doing?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

submitted 7 days ago • 1975 comments

Never in my life have I seen something more repulsive than what Trump and Vance just did to Zelenskyy in the Oval. Lecturing someone who is defending his country from a brutal dictator while siding with Putin at every opportunity. Just absolutely shameful in every way.

submitted 9 days ago • 30 comments

President Zelenskyy is a hero. Period.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

He who is indicted by a grand jury, charged with a felony, and is found guilty by a jury of his peers (that he had equal opportunity to pick)…is a convicted criminal.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I stand for integrity and the rule of law. #PassItOn #Resist

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna need one of these special concerts at least once a week to make it through the next 4 years. #SNL50

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

No matter how crazy or bad the week, watching Eddie Vedder on the SNL celebration makes everything better. @pearljam.com

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Every single attorney who advocates for the defiance of court orders should be DISBARRED. Immediately. Every. Single. One.

submitted 23 days ago • 419 comments

It sucks living in the universe where Biff has the Almanac

submitted 24 days ago • 39 comments

This is an attorney acting with integrity and upholding her oath.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

If I had more money than 99.99% of other humans, I would be enjoying life, donating to charity and getting on my yacht, sailing into the oblivion with my family and private chef. Elon Musk needs to get a life.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

Dear Canada and Mexico, We’re so, so sorry. — Sane America

submitted 36 days ago • 1549 comments

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 38 days ago • 269 comments

Did I read that right?!? Caroline Kennedy says RFK Jr VACCINATED his own kids?!?! Hahahahahah What a hypocrite.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Bout to stock up on some coffee. Tariffs are coming, y’all! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I didn’t realize that mercy and empathy were radical ideologies. #ImWithHer

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Do we have an apology, explanation, etc from Elon Musk yet?!? No?!? What more proof do we need? He meant it. It was intentional. #IRestMyCase

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I support Officer Michael Fanone. Full stop.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

#mood

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Seems like the guy who owns and tweets on X constantly would apologize, clarify, etc his clearly aggressive, two-time Nazi salute if he really didn’t mean it. But he hasn’t. The silence is deafening. Don’t gaslight me. It was intentional, aggressive, and he repeated it. How disgusting.

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Festivus to all who celebrate!

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Golf simulator. Family. Holiday cheer. 👍❤️

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

We are at the…”same room, parents texting about what to get the kids for Christmas, while kids won’t give us any peace”… stage of life.

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Custard-filled donuts should be illegal. White cream (icing) is far superior. Why make us guess?!

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

The Elf on the Shelf should come with a one-month supply of the adult beverage of the “elf helper’s” choice. I’d pay more.

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Parents who have elves visit their homes in December: enjoy your last few days of sleep. #solidarity

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Floating candles (apparently a Harry Potter thing 🤷‍♀️), fire going, watching Home Alone. Great start to a long weekend!

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

You get a tariff! And YOU get a tariff!

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Bout to stock up on some coffee. Tariffs are coming, y’all! ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

I watched every episode of Boston Legal and passed the bar exam. I am therefore a fantastic choice for AG. 🙄

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

submitted 111 days ago • 221 comments

Mom says she’s found 3 Velociraptor teeth today so we are starting a collection. I didn’t know dinosaurs were real?!? Swipe right to see! ~~Nelly #brittanydog

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

My 8 year old twins say “Bro…” all the time. They don’t like when I add “…ski” to the end. So I shall continue saying “broski” for the foreseeable future. #parenting

submitted 111 days ago • 1 comment

I can’t work a festival at my kids’ elementary school without a background check, but sure, yeah, let’s skip background checks for Cabinet members. 🙄

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

These starter packs are such a great feature.

submitted 114 days ago • 0 comments

Well good luck to us all...

submitted 115 days ago • 406 comments