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๐Ÿ’Š I'm hungry.

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"Wouldn't go that far." Another flick of ash, another smoke cloud released from his mouth. "Some people do get the short end when it comes to how family treats 'em, yeah. But it ain't all that way. Mine was alright. Mom and dad had a laundry business going, for a while or so. I was still pretty

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๐Ÿ’Š Casual reminder that Kaneda's voice actor is Johnny Yong Bosch. Yes, he shares a voice with Nero in DMC; Ichigo in Bleach; Kiba in Wolf's Rain and a whole slew of others. So that's who you should hear when he talks.

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"I mean, mustard isn't a deal breaker." Already munching and talking with his mouth full, his fingers clutching the stick. "One of these days, I wanna try a Korean corndog. They put, like... fries on the outside of it. Looks super good."

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"I hear ya." Smoke floated from slightly parted lips, ash flicked away as he listened and took it all in. Adopted... So, Tai knew what that was like. "Meanwhile, I feel lucky I never got adopted. Woulda caused trouble for whoever got me, anyway. Seems like we got common ground, a little bit."

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A single cigarette placed between his lips and lit, before the pack and lighter were returned. Kaneda only smokes when annoyed; likely still processing prior events. "Man... those guys give me pain in my gut. Businessmen and military types. Sorry to hear you got a brother like that, Tai."

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"Everybody calls me Kaneda, so feel free." A pause, to pat over his jacket. Oh, right - out of cigarettes. Not a big deal, though. "And yeah, some people... It doesn't take much for them to take advantage of somebody. Not my kinda scene."

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"Heard that from people on my end a few times..." Hard to believe he was ever responsible for putting people in the hospital, once upon a time. "But hey, I say if you're nice, be nice. Just don't let anybody take that as you being weak. Some people take shit too far."

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"Being naturally charismatic is a double edged sword."

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๐Ÿ’Š Imagine thinking Ainz is the bad guy when, at all times, he's about two minutes away from putting on an apron and firing up the grill. He's just a dad.

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"The curse of just having too much sauce. Been there myself."

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๐Ÿ’Š God dammit, quill. You keep making me laugh cause your Gwen's just

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"I eat corndogs for breakfast, too. What you can afford has nothing to do with it. Can I just have a corndog, already, please?"

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"Spot me one of those and some mustard?"

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If you look like this, it's irrefutable fact that it claps when you walk.

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i know i am not good for you, but please let me be selfish enough to have you.

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Cool Whip for breakfast, because he's an adult.

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๐Ÿ’Š One day someone will give me Juno Overwatch and thicc Mori Calliope. One day. I never ask for anything.

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๐Ÿ’Š H hours got me needing space girl cheeks, chat

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๐Ÿ’Š Need her, chat. Need her bad. Y'all don't understand.

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๐Ÿ’Š Yor thirsting is real.

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If you look like this, it's irrefutable fact that it claps when you walk.

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๐Ÿ’Š Tapping the sign

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๐Ÿ’Š There's folks I haven't seen on my TL or written with in a couple months. I miss them. Pretty bummed they're not around.

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๐Ÿˆด 1/2 -๐Ÿˆด- -๐Ÿˆด /โ€”\ -๐Ÿˆด ๐Ÿˆด ๐Ÿˆด SEMI LITERATE + DETAILED ๐Ÿˆด ๏ธŽ โ€”/โ€” ๐Ÿˆด AGE:18 /โ€”โ€”/ #RANMARP #MVRP #MUGENๆ›ดๆ–ฐ #ANIMERP

submitted 6 days ago โ€ข 1 comment

๐Ÿ’Š H hours, as they say, are persistent and unending. Put simply, I'm lowkey always horny and so is Kaneda. He's just quieter about it than I am.

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๐Ÿ’Š 'Week,' lmao. You mean milf millennium? We all know it won't stop.

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๐Ÿ’Š One day someone will give me Juno Overwatch and thicc Mori Calliope. One day. I never ask for anything.

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๐Ÿ’Š Remember that beyond being a hobby, role playing is collaborative writing. You gotta meet people halfway if you want to see results, and that's not optional. It's a must. Two-way street.

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๐Ÿ’Š x = confusion

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