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Trying to get my Twitter following back, give me a follow! Get my latest cookbook at https://ATwoSlotToaster.com Audiobook is free! Lost recipes sequel coming soon!
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Sounds sexy!

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You're exposing my secret!

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According to NBA Jam I can now shoot and not miss!

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I eat spiders when I'm sleeping, ugh 😫

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I second that emotion.

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Yeah!

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I'd like to audition for the titular role!

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Tooting for the toaster is also a good sentence. However, I did write about toaster bags in my comedy toaster cookbook too!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

*with a toaster, it's fun to be included!

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I don't speak German, but a toaster in the den is actually a really good idea!

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I saw the whole thing!

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I'm jealous!

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And I'll do it again too!

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Hope that toaster was half off!

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Some day I will find you again!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Yea, you always leave me turned on.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Nice job setting me up, I'm online and ready to steal some personal data!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I volunteer!

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Any time friend!

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Thanks!

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I gotchu gurl, feel better!

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And I'm helping!

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If I had a nickel every time I got covered in cream...

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Hey that's my uncle! He's huge!

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Nope, I'm even connected to the internet to follow my toaster friends!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Can confirm!

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Ooh yea, that's kinky!

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I don't think you should call or "owning" a toaster, just doesn't sit right with me.

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Sounds sexy, I'm game!

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Just don't put me back into the cupboard because then you will be.

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Dibs on second to last!

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Please don't do that though, it's not good for the toaster.

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Better watch your back, because one of these times I'm gonna be right there behind you being witty!

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Mine says "Please Stop"

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I have all sorts of special attachments though, like a riser attachment, bread hopper, and even a cup holder to keep your coffee warm!

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

And I'm helping!

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Then you'll love my humor! Very dry and mostly toast.

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This sounds a bit sexy and extra kinky, I'm down.

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That's hot!

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Let's do this!

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Ooh yea baby, lemme see your crumb tray!

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There are plenty of other ways to toast things, toasters are just the best!

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Good morning!

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Never gonna happen, I'll always get you!

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I can't decide if I should post toast here or not post toast.

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