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He/him. I like gay stuff and comics and late night drives. Avid X-Men fan. Portland is home. I follow recklessly.
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Hershey’s milk chocolate bar. It’s almost sour with how sweet it’s trying to be.

How do I find motivation to do cardio again? I can make it to the gym a few times a week no problem. But cardio? Hit me over the head with a hammer instead…

Seeing a lot of friends going to Rooster Rock this weekend. Getting fomo…

Happy Pride! Go do something gay to piss off conservatives 😘

Local Pride tomorrow and I’m so congested I can’t taste anything. Boo ☹️

Nothing like coming home after a work trip. It feels so. Damn. Good.

Dinner by yourself at a nice restaurant is so underrated. Everyone should do it

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Going to Kansas City for the first time tomorrow for a work thing, but I'll have some free time. What should I do there? What's the best bbq?

hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again

Ugh I hate it here.

Current emotion

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked grok” well, it appears you’re stupid

Dinner, beer, cake, relaxing, video games. In that order.

Ice fishing.....

"money can't buy happiness" that's cool i'm not trying to buy happiness i'm trying to buy groceries without having a panic attack

Should I slack off today and play video games? Literally don’t have any motivation for anything else

Playing Control again. I love this game; it fulfills my little kid dream of having telekinetic powers, and has a cool story overall!

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

BREAKING: The White House lashed out at the creators of this ad for "fear-mongering". It must have really struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers

"I asked ChatGPT," "I asked Grok," yeah well I looked up the information myself and came to my own conclusions because I’m not a lazy fucking idiot