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What does it say about me if I’m ready for bed but after a beer and a good overplayed 80’s cliche I’m ready to party

I'm at a strange point in my life where my job recognizes all the hard work and effort I put in, and I don't know how to feel. Imposter syndrome is so real mind if I just disassociate real quick

I knew opening up this new book would bring a lot of grief but FUCK

Thievery tomorrow and 2 doses of BRAND NEW in less than a week!!!

iso bubble gum pink minnetonkas

Puffins are social, so to attract them to Maine's rocky islands, National Audubon's Seabird Restoration Program put out decoys to attract real birds. This puffin is trying to fit in with his new friend by standing on one leg. Seabird peer-pressure can be intense. (📷: Robert F. Bukaty)

I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! *throws a water bottle to the floor* Oh…

Saturday morning cartoons

One thing about me is I’m gonna stay poor because DoorDash exists 🥰

Can we get one day full of clouds and rain please

Still thinking about these scrimps and oystas I had just off the shore of the Gulf of Mexico

The bright side? Most of us will be unemployed and broke - so we’ll finally have unlimited time to protest the destruction of our rights! And hey, if we die doing it, at least we won’t have to keep paying rent in this new military-themed escape room we call a country 😊

Anxiously awaiting brand new to hit the road again so I can compare setlists with Nashville

Don’t mind me just staying in my lane

Oh my god the bear is espresso ice so the coffee gets stronger as he melts

Reasonable people can agree that Israel has every right to defend itself and was right to go on the offensive after 10/7. But when the fuck are some of you going to admit that enough is enough? www.independent.co.uk/news/world/m...

@chopaganda.bsky.social does this mean we’re real friends again?

Finally taking over the office and plan to make it the cutest room in the house 🥲

Yes, the plane, the plane. But dammit, where is Abrego Garcia? Kahlil? Andry José Hernández Romero? Rosane Ferreira-De Oliveira, the mother from Worcester by way of Brazil? Where are the innocent detainees?

Rain storm ☔

A day in Stars Hollow would fix me

About to crash out like my Sims

“There are reports of purple smoke emanating from the Sistine Chapel.”

Jam cruiseeeeee