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girls who have to hold down a full time job when they really just wanna wander around the woods eating lichen and berries solidarity with my fallow workers ✊🦌

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in the mood to halfheartedly ride some loser while i play rhythm games on my phone

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

It is gender affirming for deer girls to be hunted through the woods by large predator animals

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

hahaaa waow my alcohol tolerance has plummeted to literally 0 😵‍💫

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

having lesbian thoughts about cisgender men again @-@

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

good morning 🕊️

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

L G B T. (Let's Go Bouldering Tonite)

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

crossdresser? I 'ardly know 'er!

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submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

not to brag but me and my girlfriend were fooling around in the kitchen, and one thing led to another and let's just say she absolutely filled me (with soup)

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

in the strip mine, straight up JORCin it. and by ’it’ i mean my ore reserve

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Just intervened in police using traffic stop powers (Section 163 and 165) to illegally seize drivers licences off delivery drivers and give them to immigration enforcement officers. As soon as I filmed them do it they packed up and fucked off. It's that easy to stop these pricks harassing people.

submitted 6 days ago • 6 comments

went down a little wikipedia hole on my lunch break and, besides finding out that there are a ridiculously large number of apple genders (based), jazz apples are a hybrid of gala apple and braeburn cultivars. so basically every 'jazz apple' is actually....jazz fusion 😎👉👉

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

sound off in the comments what your favourite gender of apple is

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

girl called Lesbiana Fagotovich-Homoseks from 11th century slovenia who joined a monastery exclusively to 'hang out' with other nuns and got buried in a marital double grave with the chief abbess: "i am gay" modern historians: "yeah so we can't really tell whether this person was queer or not"

submitted 6 days ago • 4 comments

im so fucking tired of living with men 😐

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

cooking big batches and freezing is definitely efficient, but boy is it scary when you see you've spent like 90 quid on groceries and you have to remind yourself that you've got enough food to last the week without shopping again

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

s o u p

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

london metro be like "this is a district line train to Chestmound, calling today at Cockswallow, Bench, King's Crumble, Heckminster, Bridge, East Clapcheek, Clapcheek Circus and Tormunt-By-Lea"

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

nightmare scenario: came off with slightly the wrong vibe to a service worker 😓

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I can probably cut myself some slack for feeling like such shit lately considering I've apparently had the hormonal profile of a heavily pregnant cis woman for the last, like, several months

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

am I actually hallucinating rn

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

[me, prizing the heart from the chest cavity of a ceo and eating it] "oooo little treat for me, so tastyy :3"

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I don't need 'little treats' I need to fucking devour a twink for my mental health

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

no I'm sorry what kind of fucking name is Delbert Hosemann

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I'm literally so appreciative of potatoes. what a great idea. they're wonderful 🥰

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

idk maybe don't tackle people on antidepressants. that won't make them any happier

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments