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If this isn't my flight crew, I'm not flying.

We need a spoiler tag on this platform since people can't be bothered to at least somewhat hide or talk around them.

Reality show host: "In this challenge, the rules are simple," Me: "Can I go pee?" Host: "You just went. Twice." Me: "Uh-huh." Host: "We're trying to film a—" Me: (loudly slurping iced coffee through a straw, shaking the ice around) Host: Me:

Idk if I can trust your intelligence if you listen to Trump/Elon riff on any topic and come away thinking they know what they’re talking about. Like beyond policy or ideological disagreements, they’rejust obviously fucking stupid n I can’t look at you the same if you disagree.

My dog is how I feel after eating all the gorditas:

Get you a man who makes you vegan gorditas.

Watching Traitors S3 (haven't watched the others) and my first thought is all the straight people are annoying.

Hello, gay people.

I will never give up on my dreams of a Switch remake of HGSS.

Reminded me of this gem.

Chat, is this good?

🎶 bounce on that shit, no hands 🎵

#Severance is incredible, and their marketing is top tier as well.

The Mandela effect strikes again. That Kelly Clarkson Song was actually called ‘Miss Information’.

What if I could have a social interaction that wasn't awkward, I wonder to myself.

Queer Eye but it’s just a giant eye. ostensibly queer. we beg for its wisdom through our screens. but that’s not how Netflix works

Butts are just so nice.

This is so important.

Listen. I know what you're gonna say about the source, but I 100% believe this. It makes too much sense.