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I downloaded Canva on vacation at midnight to make this because once inspiration strikes, you have to listen to it.

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Adam Sandler's "The Cobbler" is a biopic about Daniel Day Lewis, a shoemaker who can magically step into other people's shoes and transform into them.

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Actually, it should be called "Dave and the Chipmunks"

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What can I say, I'm into culture.

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"You're A Mean One, Mr Grinch" is the ultimate diss track. Kendrick wishes.

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The production designers of the movie Hot Frosty really concentrated on the nipples of that snowman.

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Maybe not the best idea to have Idina Menzel singing a song about her great escape on the Bronx Zoo float. Or maybe yes?

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Respect to all the actors singing live in the cold rain during the parade right now

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Shout! Factory TV: Technically all movies are mysteries because you don't know what's gonna happen next!

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Fruit to body part equations are hard. 1 melon = a head 2 melons = boobs I don't think I'm ready to know what 3 melons is!

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Google has started giving me search results generated by AI and it's frequently much less helpful.

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Yelled at by @dankmccoy.bsky.social from the next room because he thought I was dancing around with excitement at the tamales he brought home for breakfast. Turns out it was an earthquake.

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From context clues watching the TV show Moonlighting, I just realized "making whoopee" did not mean pooping like I originally thought.

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It me. I'm wife.

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Avril Lavigne's "Sk8er Boi" is a country song cosplaying as a pop punk song: it's got illustrative storytelling about lost love, regrets, and twist of the reveal that the narrator of the song is a character in the story.

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If you never played "A Long December" in the winter, under the covers in bed all day, have you ever really had SAD?

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Companies: No one wants to work anymore. Also companies: We will try our best to break you and when we inevitably do, don't say it was our fault.

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Actually, the company's name is "Aflarck" but that duck is from Boston.

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Everyone thinks that the true love who gave all of those gifts in "The 12 Days of Christmas" is incredibly devoted, but maybe they just know the value of a good wholesale price.

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I like it when animated characters are left handed. (This brought to you by April in Mutant Mayhem.)

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It's amazing that the TMNT have stayed in the zeitgeist this whole time... especially because it's so dumb* *Not an insult, I love the Turts, but you have to admit it's concept feels like someone just filled out a mad libs story.

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Can't believe that Santa decided to announce his divorce from Mrs Claus and his new marriage to Sheryl Lee Ralph on live TV like that.

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I just finished watching the Halloween episode of SNL and I'm so stressed out that no one is talking to Christopher Walken in the goodbyes. Why wouldn't you want to talk to this national treasure?!

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Snoop Dogg quit smoking and when I told @dankmccoy.bsky.social he said "oh yeah, I read heard about that." I guess this is how I find out my marriage is on the rocks.

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When you're walking with big, noisy earrings, you're never alone.

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Do you think the Phantom ever ran into the Ninja Turtles down there? Do they share a pizza from time to time?

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Watching Death Cab for Cutie at MSG: Me: did your gummy kick in yet? @dankmccoy.bsky.social: didn't you just hear me say that I'm imagining they're 3 inches tall and actually really close to us? Me: yeah, what about it? Dan: Dan: Me: oh

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Is there anything sadder than seeing a Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Man be turned off? I always feel like I witnessed a murder.

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You'd think by this time they've made enough that they could afford a Shake Mansion.

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