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I play an attorney irl. Love a a good lady villain with a hero streak or a lady hero with a villain streak. I hate to write, except when I love to write.
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elon didn’t even have to apologize for calling trump a pedo lol

if i’m being entirely honest my kids are so fun

i like how the press just assumes we are going to believe greta is safe because of one picture of an idf agent holding a sandwich in her face while she definitely wears an uncomfortable grimace, not a smile, but okay

Free Greta Thunberg!

the idea that publicity stunts are bad for protests boggles my mind. the whole point of protests is to draw attention — publicity! — to an issue. “oh she’s just doing this for attention” YES, she is, and now you all know that Israel won’t let boats full of baby formula enter Gaza to give aid.

oddly though it wasn’t how they treated his father, who was also a divorcee.

i need everyone to understand that the trial scenes in ginny and georgia are full of moments that could not happen and would not happen, including the witness arguing why his statement is admissible evidence and having no warning he was going there before trial. ok now that i got that out i can live

yes, greta was on that boat for publicity. yes, she was taking a lot of videos of herself on the boat. Yes, that was the whole point! it was drawing attention to an issue previously ignored. And Israel actually stopped them with those meager supplies. WHY? played right into their hands.

messy messy boys

people are so, so dumb simone biles already has a vault that would be competitive in men’s gymnastics, where men aren’t taking hormones to reduce testosterone

to be clear when I say I want a sweet little treat, it means another mini episode of elon musk and trump getting into an online social media war

this is insane

you know the whole question for boys about how often do you think of the roman empire? I think of the roman empire at least once a day, but most likely not in the way men do. i was *obsessed* with vestal virgins set up years ago and all the lore and stories behind them in ancient rome

i love linked in so hard

idk man they both have seemed like costars for years now

If Nick had wanted, at any point, while June was out of Gilead, he could have organized a way to get Hannah out as well as himself. He never did. #ifhewantedtohewould #HandmaidsTail #episode9

elizabeth warren fights everyday to not lose her mind over the ignorance and incompetence of the trump administration when it comes to financial regulations and though she keeps winning battles i fear she may still end up losing the war. 3.5 years to go

this literally can’t be real life

I’m so chill in my old age, I’m going to Aruba for 10 days in july and just started the google planning doc today

my kids are insanely well behaved and i’ve never so much as spanked them. why are maga so lazy with their parenting

amp.cnn.com/cnn/2025/04/...

seems most of the people deported to the prison are asylum seekers complying with laws showing up for appointments and being removed to prison without a trial. meanwhile i know people with a criminal record who haven’t been messed with, they are undocumented, not asylum seekers

‘He’s innocent!’ Family pleads with Trump as another migrant 'improperly deported' www.rawstory.com/el-salvador-...

Our union brother Kilmar Abrego Garcia was illegally deported to El Salvador without due process. America’s unions stand with Kilmar and his family, who have suffered unimaginable pain the last few months. Bring him home NOW!

this is insane

jesus christ

are the kids finished organizing their revolution they said that was coming right after trumps election or was that just a troll

sometimes i watch a show on my husbands profile and my streaming service gets so confused. they keep pushing the show on my profile SO hard. they know this show is for me and can’t believe i haven’t tried it! i feel so bad for them because they are right it’s my thing but i already saw it

lesbian aubrey plaza detective?!?!?! i don’t even know what to do with myself i feel like my dreams are being analyzed by a movie exec

i'm annoyed that i have to live through these dumb times. i have shit to work on personal growth wise, but all my energy is being sucked up by trying to just open my eyes every day and not have a menty b. so annoying

why aren’t more families freaking out about this autism registry thing

to be fair american cardinals are garbage and have been for like half a century at least

See this is what I mean. Mississippi is a state with a 40% Black population. African American candidate Mike Espy garnered nearly 45% of the vote in the 2020 General Election for the U.S. Senate. Why isn’t there a 10 yr Dem plan for organizing Mississippi? Why concede the state w/a 40% Black pop?

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

The Democratic party is trolling Pete Hegseth. This is great:

Pope Francis also strongly believed in addressing poverty, he called the existence of poverty in the world as a scandal. he emphasized the preferential option for the poor more than any other Pope. he spoke on raising taxes for the wealthy and proving a universal basic income for the poor.

Pope dies after meeting with JD Vance on easter sunday. There’s a lot to unpack there.

I am no longer a practicing catholic but I always admired Pope Francis ❤️

one thing i find fascinating about men is how they think women will be all alone without them. just because they don’t have any friends don’t assume women don’t. but i’d chose loneliness over being married to a man that needs me to make myself small to make him feel better

one time for no reason at all katy perry went out of her way to be a bitch to megan markle about her wedding dress and out of nowhere started shot about how kate won and her dress was so much better and idk why but since then ive hated katy perry and always will

glad people are loving coachella but not one part of it sounds remotely fun to me, guess i’m just so very boring

Every college and university should do this to remind Americans that attacks on these institutions are actually attacks on all of us.

terrifying