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augister.bsky.social
Autustic Senior in High School Chicagoan (He/Him) Interests in Writing, Reading, Gaming and Astronomy First time social media user
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WHAT THE FUCK POMPEII WAS IN ITALY I THOUGHT IT WAS IN SYRIA OR INDONESIA OR SOME SHIT

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Trump is the boomer equivalent of the annoying xbox kids that would say that their dad owns microsoft and he will ban you, except that is true and if you piss him off, he will ban you from the country. And the worst part, he STILL is an annoying piece of shit.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

Never would I think I would be speedrunning reading an essay out loud, but thanks to the UIC German Day competition, I am! I also am literally doing skips in my essay. ... I'm so fucked.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Do you ever just find new insecurities about you that you just never expected to be a problem. Well today I learned I can’t fucking cut pizza HELP.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I am a hopeless romantic. At least half of the girls that have been interested in me and I have been interested in them have been lesbians. I swear, life doesn't torture me, but it plays these games with me that just annoy the ever loving shit out of me.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

One of the saddest things about the US is the fact that right now democrats are a very clear minority in the US. Our voices are barely heard while our entire government is being taken over and we're the only ones who care

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

How the fuck are we going to get out of the current state of the US? Seriously, it seems like we’re all just fucked and doomed to a dictatorship at this point. What the fuck do we do?

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder how the owner of the dog that became the doge feels about a rabid billionaire using their dog’s image as the face of a government agency that will ruin the US. It must suck having your dog unwillingly be a part of that

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

So… in the midst of a current government takeover and destruction in the largest economy on Earth… how is everyone doing?

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

As an autistic person, I can tell you that it is often very unhelpful to assume that you can do the same things as neurotypical people without difficulty. There are issues with it that you need to inform yourself about.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

People think I am amazing at math, but I have those moments where I think that 6 - 2 - 1 is equal to 1 for some reason.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Remember the Duck song? Well, it takes a whole lot of a darker meaning when you realize that it is a MAN running the stand. That dude is either desperate for money and can’t get a job or is dangerous and is trying to harm children.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

If I had the keys to a single use bathroom and wanted to be evil that day, I would unlock the door while somebody is using it to give them a heart attack that day. I wouldn't go in, just make them think that I would

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Why do I have to live in the world where a crazy and pathetic tech billionaire and an radical dumbass take over the world using things like a government department called doge while crypto currencies like Hawk Tuah coins pop up every day? Why can’t I have just been born into a normal world?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Spread the good word folks, noon local time at your state capitol www.reddit.com/r/50501/

submitted 19 days ago • 59 comments

One of the biggest disappointments of modern meme culture is the fact that there aren't that many memes meant to confuse and future archaeologists trying to look at data from the 21st century and just quitting on their job because we deliberately want to confuse them.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Could two followers please copy and re-post this tweet to show that someone is always there? National Suicide Prevention Hotline Call: 0800 689 5652 (UK) 1-800-273-8255 (USA) 1.833.456.4566 (Canada)

submitted 22 days ago • 2 comments

Me at a job interview Interviewer: "So, what are you greatest strengths?" Me, fidgeting with every single moving part of my body: "I'd like to think I can focus on a given task pretty well."

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

You know, I am actually really enjoying this site. It's the first time I have really ever started enjoying social media and this is actually a really nice experience. Definitely better than the Chernobyl that is Twitter

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments