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This is my birth name; if you know me IRL, i go by something else. I'm a parent, educator, artist, and always on the lookout for my next hyperfocus. Neurodynamic or whatever we're calling ourselves. ♂️⚧️♀️ He/They Trans rights are human rights.
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Pho Non Blondes

Hatsune Miso

Who up Mackin' they Guyver?

Dave Matthews Canned Ham

Pain au Chocolat at the Disco

Protesters should be targeting the biglaw firms that have caved. Make it impossible for them to do their jobs. They're caving because they're afraid of Trump's people, but there's more of us.

no lies detected. #civilrights

Commercial 20 years ago: If you pay with checks, you bring the well-oiled machine of capitalism to a crashing halt. Use a debit card instead! Comercial today: if you pay with a debit card, you bring the well-oiled machine of capitalism to a crashing halt. Use Apple Pay instead!

hey does anyone know the exact correct amount of attention to pay to current events because every amount I've tried feels like simultaneously way too much and not nearly enough

Sounds like a Mountain Goats lyric But Ok

Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)

The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags”

Thinking about my first job working at a register and getting chewed out for being $5 short at countdown

Ben Cruller

Attempts to re-normalize the r-word are the perfect encapsulation of how shallow anti-wokeness has always been. The desperate need to claw back some cringe casual bigotry without having to acknowledge how understandable it is that ethical people want nothing to do with your regressive trash behavior

Wyrms pull bugs into their thrall, Till she's pass and kingdoms fall Caps and shell may fall to dust, But Mr. Mushroom readjusts

The Coq au Vin Twins

There is a universe in which Al Gore won clearly in 2000. George W. Bush resigned from politics to find a career as a color commentator for the Texas Rangers. He called their World Series victory in game six, 2011.