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I love the new Netflix subtitles option that omits the descriptions of non-dialogue sounds. I have issues with auditory processing, so I catch way more of what’s said with subtitles.

A recent pic of my beautiful babies for Caturday 🖤🖤

i wouldn't mind meeting you down a dark alley...

My toxic trait? Assuming I was allotted more than one, for starters.

*rolling up a 6 piece mcnugget box in my t-shirt like a pack of smokes*

When you hit her directly in the eye…

Slightly exhausted from that everything shower

I keep getting notifications that people are viewing my link and not saying anything, which has me terribly curious. I invite you to speak your mind, Anon ngl.link/reverie37035

I just used my "neck massager" to massage my actual neck and honestly, I didn’t think 2025 could get any weirder.

I quit a lot of things but not being a moron on the internet.

These tits cannot be calmed, I fear.

this beta blocker is my bestie

I have to adore you from afar. But I do adore you.

lets pillow fight about it

Before I can confirm whether or not the life of the reclusive hermit in a dilapidated shed deep in the unforgiving woods is right for me, I will consult the orb.

i refuse to limit myself by being consistent with literally anything

Throwback Thursday because I’m insufferable 💋

it’s called “delightfulposting” - post the most delightful image in your camera roll and then tag 3 mutuals @dubs0203.bsky.social @kmillz.lol @ashleysays.bsky.social Babies!

Her: what r u thinking about Me: [Ducktales theme song in head] how much i love u

fuck i am so tired of this brightly wired mind

Shouting “FUCK!” really improved my mood. I’ll probably do it again before the day is done.

Missionary so we can feed each other pizza

She’s a ten, but she has miles to go before she sleeps

Whenever I need a little confidence boost, I just think of that one time I simply said, "Oh hey," and caused a couple to fight.

the lord skeeteth, the lord deleteth

She’s a ten, but she’s naked, bestial, eating of her own heart

Large and in charge implies petite and browbeat

I may not be totally put together but at least I’ve never lost just one shoe in the middle of the road.

The Horrors Persist, but I am very tired and sleepy, so they can persist without me for a bit