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I’m a little bit country, a little bit rock and roll, and completely discussed with most people in general.
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Is it me or is the US stock market going back into the can? It’s like one of those rubber super balls. Oops, what will the economic genius do next, blame the Dems, fire an underling, kick his dog? Stay tuned for our next exciting episode of Making America Great Again.

WTH do I like watching zombie movies so much? It’s the same plot over & over. But I am glad Alex finally caught up with Spencer in Bozeman, Montana only to die in his arms of fourth degree frostbite. But not before she had their premature baby. I will loose my shit if she becomes a zombie in S4.

Did someone really quote Joseph Geobbels in a senate committee hearing or did I dream that?

This is the best one so far.

Why are we hitting Narnia harder than the fucking penguins?

You know you Secretary of Defense is cheating on you when he starts playing semantic games. Just because a journalist doesn’t understand the fine points of war plans on message app verses attack plans on text. Weak and sad.

Meanwhile, across town Samantha was also part of an unexpected and inappropriate group situation.

Even this guy thinks Trump and Vance are dicks.

Maybe I don’t understand how the economy works, if you fire 100k people in 30 days, is that good or bad for the economy? Will that count in the quarterly jobs report since it’s just federal workers? I hope RFK jr can explain it to us while he snorts Fentanyl off a prostitute.

I always thought it was over the top to add my pronoun preferences on my profile or email signature. Getting misgendered has never been an issue for me. But now, knowing it pisses off all the right people, I’m rethinking that original notion. He, him, & they in case this makes you seathe.

I am arguably not a political wonk or legal guru so I say this as an average schmo. It seems wrong taking over the Gaza Strip, relocating everyone arbitrarily without their consent, and turning their land into resorts and condos. That’s just my surface feelings here.