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Fan-Account of Slappy Squirrel. Not associated to Animaniacs or Warner Brothers. (Mun is an adult) PFP 🎨: MongolianPangolin
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“Oh? I can’t be the only person here enjoying retirement.”

“Yet they use him for one of the deadly seven sins via greed.”

“We did it, folks. We bullied the mouse from buying Jellystone.”

“I’ll send my nephew to deal with the mouse. I gave him a card that’ll shut him up from buying the Hanna-Barbera characters.”

“When Disney and the corporate rat goes downhill. Come to think of it, they might’ve locked up the real Mickey.”

“Busy leashing WB, and making my nephew vice president.”

“But that Billy kid… yeesh. No wonder the Warners try to stay away from him.”

“I knew this crossover was a nice send-off.”

“That was quick.”

“About time Mojo Jojo got himself a girl.”

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“Funny how the last episode of Jellystone was released in the same week as that awful PPG live action trailer being leaked.”

“Compared to the Warners sibs? Yeah.”

“Yes, but after season 4, the girls haven’t been the same after that.”

“Best to forget about it ever existed.”

“No. But a live action Ben 10, on the other hand.”

“It’s a good thing I forced Warner Bros. to cancel that live-action Powerpuff Girls show.”

“I hope everyone is getting along with my nephew.”

**Yanks the neck of WB.**

“Breaking news: My nephew’s gonna be Vice President of WB.”

“Tax write-offs, Zaslav being a huge dumb-dumb, turning the Joker sequel to a musical, SHELVING COYOTE VS. ACME of all animated movies, there’s a lot to list. But don’t worry. Even if you’re my nephew, I’m making ya Vice President of Warner Bros. Just make sure to keep them on a leash.”

“Yes. That is, until Warner Bros. showed up and had’a ruin my day. Worse yet, last year was the BIGGEST flop they’ve ever done.”

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑 ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ 𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 ᴏғ 𝐊𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐈𝐊𝐄 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ₜₕₑ 𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐃𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐑 ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 20ᴛʜ CENTURY ⠀

“The usual. Taming Warner Bros. for their idiocy of mismanagement.”

“Come here, you little bugger.”

“Aaaah, I sense my nephew.”

𝓢𝓟𝓔𝓦! ❤️&🔂?

“Yes. All of the yes.”

“Starting to retcon the crossover movie between Courage and Scoobert by giving the beagle an ACTUAL series finale with a TV movie.”

“Shoot. I didn’t expect Disney to have their own backup plan if they died. Now, the company is being run by their corporate mouse.”

“…Tha’ heck?“

“Forgot to tell the chair that it should have the rights to own that awful Teen Titans GO! Show.”

“Hmmm… guess it’s up ta’ me to knock them out…”

“The only reason you’re alive is cuz’ I have you leashed up, WB.”

“Fair enough.”

“You sound like you’re unsure at first. I could read a list of the damages she’s done. If you’re interested.”

Slappy is putting ‘MARVEL on SALE’ on the reader’s TL.

“Oh I definitely won’t. As a huge Obi-Wan Kenobi and Star Wars fan, are you interested in putting that devil woman Kathleen Kennedy on a leash?”

“Yeah, the House of Mouse doesn’t need it. Besides, Oswald’s taking over Disney and he’s gonna put them on multiple chains. A lot of chains.”

“I’m giving the Star Wars IP to you.”