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“We bombed Iran”

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Every single one of those objects in Indiana is a firework

MACGRUBER is the best ode to 80s action movies. I miss this era of 7/10 comedies with medium budgets and amazing actors having fun. There are at least 5 jokes I will think about and laugh for the rest of my life.

The video for 2001 by Finneas is very relatable because I also yearn for more attention from Kate Hudson.

“do not bother watching this movie. it is bad” you fool. this is my activation phrase

OCEANS 11 is nearly perfect. Love watching Soderbergh blend the stylistic tributes with the modern action filmmaking. 10/10 acting from everyone and a genuinely interesting heist. Can’t beat it.

I watched ROAD TRIP as a bit and initially thought it didn’t hold up at all but then I watched the sequel that came in the dvd combo pack and it made me appreciate how hard it is to make these college comedy movies passable. The actors in the original deserve more credit than I was willing to give.

This is the plot of DECK THE HALLS (2006).

Got Sprite Tea on a whim and it’s not bad. Needs some lemon though.

Immigrants are extremely good and cool. I want more immigrants in this country for a whole shitload of reasons. They contribute to culture. They contribute to the economy. I've always liked having them as neighbors. Someone please invent a pro-immigration politician so I can vote for them.

Funniest basketball team of all time.

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈

Commercials, By Sport NFL: we spent $300 billion landing a Ford F-150 on Jupiter. Here’s Bob Dylan to narrate Tennis: (tasteful montage of whales) meet our billion-dollar enterprise software, which no one watching this will ever use or need NBA: Got $2? I’m outside your house selling cookie dough

Man, I love The Weeknd, who’s always there whenever I’m thinking somebody should put on some beats and sing like a haunted baby

Big day for me

There’s a 5 Minute Crafts channel on my tv and they’ve been making purses out of clothes for a bit. This is my new obsession.

HACKERS is the best example of a 90s movie. I know there are others with strong cases but every aspect of this movie oozes a very particular vibe from that era. The skateboard scene had me yell at my TV and I can’t believe it wasn’t burned into my memory like so many other scenes.

"Wienies, start your engines!"

The Kiss of Judas, by Luca Giordano, 1655-75, 📸 by @albello55

#COYS

Imagine making a career out of being super likable. Always loved seeing him pop up in things. RIP

killer double feature

ok but imagine Jackie Chan fighting all the members of the polycule in and around this thing

#BOTD in 1936: Dennis Hopper #filmsky

I’ll always defend IM NOT THERE as the most interesting musical biopic (which I don’t generally enjoy). I feel like it got lost in the super crowded field of amazing 2007 movies because it’s not really brought up when people discuss the top films of the genre. I know it’s too long I don’t care.