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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

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hoping this is about crab apples

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The way democracy functions has shifted. The internet has changed it forever. There is no going back. The Trump administration understands this. And the only way to beat them is to accept this, as well. Happy President's Day. www.garbageday.email/p/you-can-ne...

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Note this is unfortunately routine practice already--its called the foster care system. We remove more children from their families than any country on earth and 90% of them are victims of poverty, not abuse or violence. What Kennedy is calling for is the expansion of a system that already exists.

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sonic, solely for the ice

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origin story of how the grink got on that deserted island

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how long until he just starts calling himself emperor?

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it’s a good piece

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do we think walgreen’s will start offering black market vaccines or do i need to find a new dealer

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I just want to point out that selling a company's real estate, then renting it back to them, is a common tactic of private equity.

submitted 10 days ago • 16 comments

I keep asking, "who is going to make him turn the money back on"... and the answer keeps being "no one."

submitted 11 days ago • 39 comments

minorrrrrrr

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every super bowl sunday i’m reminded of this classic dumb rubio tweet anyway i’m sure he’ll be a great secretary of state assuming nothing surprising happens in the world

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Frieze of the Prophets, by John Singer Sargent, 1892, 📸 via @worldwidewob.bsky.social

submitted 14 days ago • 6 comments

06 Feb 2025

submitted 16 days ago • 12 comments

tired: eat shit and die wired: eat shit and thrive

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surprised elon even lets them use slack instead of communicating by dm on x, the everything app

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Me posting: We need to kill him! You reading the post: I bet I know who he’s talking about Me (thinking about the guy who writes the NYT Saturday crossword): Kill him now!

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how long until the chuds starts calling it the “maga strip”?

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[whispers into the void] BUT I'M A CHEERLEADER musical starring Chappell Roan

submitted 20 days ago • 15 comments

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

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really bummed that venus was too low to join this ultra low photo

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venus and the moon are stunning tonight!!!!

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oscars progress (i don’t usually watch the shorts) might knock off the last writing nominee and one of the internationals this weekend

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