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Maybe we should hold off on paying Congress until they actually do something to earn it?

submitted 10 days ago • 363 comments

It's legit so wonderful how so many humans view animals as adorable creatures. There's no evolutionary benefit for it, but whenever I see a little guy I get a shot of serotonin and want to hold it and tell it everything will be alright. And that's really special.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Hey guys!!! Good news, I just woke up from a 4 month long coma! How's everyone doing? Excited to see Kamala in action :D

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Hungary birth rate update

submitted 24 days ago • 50 comments

Silver lining to this election stuff for me is that it made me realize just how much I care about my girlfriend of 3 months and I was finally able to tell her that I love her

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Wow this is such a great insight! Thanks Nancy!!!! Not like everyone was screaming at you to do this before the election cycle even began!!!! Yay!!!!!

submitted 112 days ago • 0 comments

Seriously though. The notion that you can win votes from people who say “pronouns in email signatures made me mad so we should leave NATO” by trying to please them is ridiculous.

submitted 113 days ago • 61 comments

I think this election has really shown once again the faults with the two party system. Your two choices are electing a president from a party who in the eyes of the public brought great economic pain to a lot of people, or a fascist. That’s it, those are your choices.

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At the end of The Empire Strikes Back the rebels are desolate. Han Solo is frozen in carbonite. Luke Skywalker has been defeated in battle by Darth Vader, losing a hand in the process. The Emperor's victory was total.... until the Jedi returned. Not sure what made me think of that.

submitted 114 days ago • 133 comments

Somehow Palpatine returned

submitted 114 days ago • 70 comments

well, everybody, this is going to suck, but we’re going to follow the blueprint of every monster movie with a 2 in the title: take a little time to disbelieve that this is happening again, then use what we learned last time to fight hard, protect each other, and survive for as long as we can.

submitted 114 days ago • 58 comments

Take a moment. Breathe. Hug your loved ones. Hug yourself. Be kind to each other and yourself. It doesn’t mean you can’t be angry. It doesn’t mean you can’t despair. It doesn’t mean you can’t feel like giving up. But before all that, give yourself some time. And then come out fighting.

submitted 115 days ago • 1 comment

This is because Mini Trump, a flesh puppet Mr. Trump will be transferring his essence into, will be running next cycle.

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Can’t wait to see everyone’s faces tonight

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

If you haven’t voted yet and don’t go to the polls tomorrow just remember: I know where you live, and where you keep the spare key.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Even before Election Day, unsubstantiated rumors about voter fraud are beginning to focus on specific public servants and voters, leading to harassment and threats.

submitted 118 days ago • 8 comments

The Sad Story of how China became a Communist Country with Nuclear Powers might have started with the British Empire smuggling Opium, a Brain-killing drug, into the Chinese Empire, despite the Chinese Emperor rejecting Britain's Offer of Opium to his people. Opium later turned them into Communists.

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

Hell hath no fury like woman corn chip

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happy halloween 🧙‍♀️

submitted 120 days ago • 6 comments

[email protected] with another great campaign scoop. This is so so gross. www.404media.co/elon-musk-fu...

submitted 121 days ago • 18 comments

car

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Almost done with my Star Wars Rebels rewatch

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BAP

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Why can't he be real

submitted 126 days ago • 129 comments

One of my absolute favourite X-Files moments. Mulder having a revelation by looking at a drawing of a Bigfoot with big naturals.

submitted 126 days ago • 10 comments

What the fuck is happening

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Good morning

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The imagery of a billionaire serving fries from a closed McDonald’s in a full suit in tie just oozes irony. I love this

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Ahsoka concept art by Andrée Wallin

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Fun fact: Spirit airlines is bright yellow so it’s easier to find the debris when they crash

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