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In 1885, white rioters murdered dozens of Chinese residents of Rock Springs, Wyoming. The story of the atrocity is still being unearthed 140 years later.

Psyched that A GAME IN YELLOW got a STARRED REVIEW in Library Journal 🤩 Lovely seeing Carmen, Blanca, and Smoke draw folks in as much as my concepts of what the cursed play The King in Yellow would be like! Out August 12 from Saga 💛 www.libraryjournal.com/review/a-gam...

Next year in DC during cherry blossom season I'm going to dress a a park ranger and yell at people. I did it this year but I didn't have the outfit.

Good afternoon to whores and whores only on this fine International Whore’s Day! This is one of our best days of celebration imo because of the history of this day!

Summer reading list stacking up nicely 📚 Thank you, G!

Remembering Chevalière d'Éon for Pride. A transgender woman in the 1700s who was also a spy and who turned double agent, extorted an entire monarchy to get her gender marker changed, and lived her life as a woman in a time when such was thought impossible. We have always been here.

Who will buy my t shirt?

Or you could revise the law to include instances of where Trump violated each commandment be posted on the same display.

Cookbooks line my bookshelf — mementos from people I’ve adored. Flavors and stories pressed into pages, each one an invitation into someone else’s world. On #CulturalDiversityDay, I’m reminded how beautifully this work has broadened my world. Thank you. 🍽️

Suddenly these maga people are okay with masks.

Breaking:

Anna, Turbo, and I found a mossy elm log piled high with golden oyster mushrooms

Former chair of the Tennessee Libertarian Party 👇🏽

My Twitter was down. Me: my X won't go Callie: your ex won't go where🤪

Now it's not just me that's going to call him rump

California dreamin! ☀️ I'll be in LA from May 15-16 And SF from May 19-21 Let's soak up the sunshine! I'd love to meet some new friends on the West Coast, so reach out to spend some time together! 💌datemikaela.com (📸 @keeponyourmeanside.bsky.social)

#DC / #Tysons May 10-13 Terrorize Feminize Sexualize Hypnotize What will be your choice be, or are you a greedy lil boi, and want to experience them all? @elveepayne.bsky.social @lydiasupremacy.bsky.social Brooke Westerley @austinstoirin.bsky.social #BDSM #Bondassage®

How do south Americans feel about calling leo the first American pope?

Tilda Swinton is the sex octopus and that's awesome

The Chinese ev is a much better ev than anything we have and cheaper and I want one

A male stoplight parrotfish strikes a pose for the Camera in slow motion #stoplightparrotfish #parrotfishjungle #parrotfishcapitaloftheworld #parrotfish #slowmotion #strikeapose #vogue #protogynoushermaphrodite #supermale #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #biscaynebay #coralcity

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

What is with all the fucking talk about dolls?

Herogasm episode!

Still holding out for a bsky client

Rump taking about Hollywood has opened up the opportunity to ask him if he's seen Sinners.

The national pork board certified my loins for you.

"Homelander star spangled banger" lol

Louder for the voters in the back!

I installed a bidet ad on. It has a switch for butt or coochie A man designed it because the coochie spray is way off target

The national pork board certified my loins for you.

Move the decimal point a couple of places and...

You can laugh but many who think in extremes have me convinced. This is step one of making only propaganda movies available.

Our community says be careful about day use Meanwhile day use ad is about a couple looking for room to book to have sex.

WIth everything else you kind of forget that the president of the united states is a crypto scammer

“Terry. Terry. I am the Pope. Did you see the picture? The hat? The beautiful white hat? The tremendous cross? Get him the picture.”

Best sign from yesterday.

The average person has three amigos