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author-emerald.bsky.social
A 20 something who's trying to figure out the publishing industry 140/100 📚
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Fuck me, do I want to make one of my favourite characters the bad guy?

Is there a term between a pantser and a plotter? Because I am unfortunately finding myself between the two with project mercury 🤣

Letting my hair go grey has been one of the most empowering things that I have ever done. The more the Patriarchy hates it… the more powerful a thing is. Never forget that. 🖤🩶🤍

When I lived in Halifax I was at a party and the person hosting had a roommate from Newfoundland and joked that we would definitely know each other and I was annoyed and said not everyone from NL knows each other and then he introduced us and we knew each other.

Breathtaking—absolutely breathtaking. Come for the casual comparison of a hostile corporate takeover by a far-right nutcase to the war that gained America its independence from England at the cost of many lives, stay for the said nutcase showing up to agree with the comparison and wax vainglorious.

Going to a bar with a bunch of military men is weird, they don't cover their drinks but if I make a move or glance away from my glass, they always have a coaster ready. I love my people 💖

Being a DD is fun and all until you have to go through 2 traffic stops in an hour 🙃

America is going to learn very fast that the historic corruption of the incoming administration will kill people. American innocents will die because Trump and Musk and Thiel and Vance have designs on this country that have everything to do with their own enrichment and nothing to do with Americans.

This whole being an adult thing is getting expensive

Is anyone watching the newest season of the ultimatum?! I need someone to talk to

Just sayin’

I'm a bit of both!

Contemplation for today…. if you LIKE IT give it 💙and plz RP😘😘

If your bio says “witch” it’s an automatic follow.

The meme I didn't know I needed

Anyone defending Connor McGregor is also a rapist and you won’t be convincing me otherwise.

Weekly reminder that Brock Turner goes by Allen Turner now because Allen is his middle name. His name is Brock Allen Turner. Brock Allen Turner still lives in Ohio. Brock Allen Turner is a rapist.

“BooKs AreN’T PoLitiCaL” You could just say that you don’t (know how to) read. It would be a lot easier. - @jordanthegreywitch.bsky.social -

“BooKs AreN’T PoLitiCaL” You could just say that you don’t read. It would be a lot easier.

I put bells on my cats for the holidays and now, when they run through the house, it sounds like one of Santa’s elves is jerking off.

The media illiterate yahtzees are already claiming that Wicked is about Trump… Let me be very clear when I say this: the ONLY thing, and I mean THE ONLY THING, that Donald Trump has in common with Elphaba is that they are both a vibrant secondary color. That’s it. There is literally nothing else.

My daily ritual

Get them #Ukraine, set Russia on fire.

The energy of 2013 Twitter but everybody's back and knees hurt more.

Someone please do this!

Made me giggle

This pretty well sums it up! Unemployed for over a year, applied on over 500 jobs 🤦🏽‍♀️

Goodreads is owned by Jeff Bezos. A better alternative is StoryGraph, a Black woman-owned platform. And before y’all start, you can transfer all your Goodreads data to Storygraph so you literally have no excuse.

I am currently reading The Complete Memoirs Of Ulysses S. Grant and am pleased to report the Republic has been this fucked before and survived. 🧐 🇺🇸

I have a question for published authors who are active on goodreads... Can y'all see my updates when I'm reading your books? Cause if so, I'm sorry. I'll try to be more kind

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.

Why is my handle invalid?

people who use goodreads: jeff bezos owns goodreads and if you want a better alternative there is a black woman owned company called storygraph that you can use to replace it. you can transfer all of your data from goodreads to storygraph and have your mind be free of trumpie jeff bezos! win win. 💙

I STG if fbook keeps logging me out of my own account I'm going to RIOT