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Posting stuff on the Internet to vent about movies, games, and media. No promises on quality. If I don't reply it's because Internet strangers are scary, no offense https://youtube.com/@AuthorFunctions
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Gonna start a gambling site for Pascal's wager

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I'm in my filmbro era

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The pope should be trained to fight like in a shonen anime and he should protect religious artifacts from Nazis like Indiana Jones

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The Nintendo Switch 2? Is that some kind of add-on for the Nintendo Switch?

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Allergies make it impossible to record voiceover during this time of year

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The coolest part of visiting The Great Wall of China is realizing how important stair regulations are

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WHY ARE THERE TREES THAT SMELL LIKE CUM? I HATE CUM SEASON!

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I'm in my Golden Oreo era

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I got my first Platinum medal in Akinator, my hardest gaming achievement yet. Thank you Patlabor

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I want to live in the world where people were inspired more by Terranigma than Earthbound

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The proportion of political to non-political video essays I have planned is sadly increasing over time

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I feel like the only person in the world who has watched Away but not Flow

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The new Phineas and Ferb season is gonna be like Twin Peaks: The Return, I'm 100% sure of it

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Looking forward to buying a Nintendo Switch 2 from a black market cartel!

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Split Fiction made me realize that Sci Fi rules and Fantasy drools

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Confused Pat Benatar and David Benatar today

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"Psh, that's not art you rube. This is art!" *Dogs playing poker"

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I got fucking Jeigen killed in FE1 chapter 4

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kayin.moe/quality-of-l... Wrote a bit about some issues I have with out the term Quality-of-Life gets thrown around. Not that I'm against it's use, but I think there are some assumptions we make about QoL changes that aren't true. 🗨️ replies will appear as comments under the post!

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Partiful is the only app where I'm always happy to see a notification

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Ngl the Nintendo Today app is pretty cute. Nice to have some fun digestible stuff alongside what is essentially a marketing app

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Fire Emblem? 🥺 No Fire Emblem... 😢

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I'm gonna steal all those novelty t-shirts about having big boobs and turn them into muscle shirts about arms

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I can't believe there have been Fire Emblem 4 rumors for like 5 years now

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FF7 should let me have Cloud in a dress the whole game

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Grok is by far the worst name for an LLM but it is also the least likely to be named by an LLM

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Me when I see a cybertruck now

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I thought Pikachu was a low tier pokemon design as a kid but now I think he's pretty sweet tbh

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I had no idea today's episode of Invincible was the last of the season and now I'm sad :(

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Very funny that Midnight Cowboy's cultural legacy appears to be "I'm walking here!"

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I did a red arrow thumbnail as a joke and it is unreasonably effective

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