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Unapologetic Houston Girl. Asho. Chaotic Good. Committed Episcopalian. The day job is in the medical field, and I write historical fiction between running marathons.
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Garcelle got custody of Avi in the separation 🙊😂 #rhobh

Throw Kathy and her family in there. Enough kowtowing to those women on Bravo.

george santos, jen shah and karen huger all being in prison at the same time just makes sense to me idk

idk how this would even be possible but need cameras following him and jen shah around for 24 hours as they navigate prison together

I feel for the poor and the blue dots in Arkansas who never voted for this.

Bluesky is collegial and interesting, the way Twitter used to be. Bonus: most people can spell.

Spotted in DC:

Me, trying to dodge Easter invites from some of y'all who don't know how to season food. #HappyEaster #RHOSLC

Happy Easter RHOSLC stans

*Meredith Marks voice* They were buying them from Alibaaabaaa

Damn, that's a good flex, China.

He doesn’t care if people suffer. He just cares about never admitting he’s wrong.

An innocent man was “mistakenly” taken and sent to a foreign prison. The Supreme Court ruled 9-0 he must be brought home — yet he’s still there. Every day this administration shows just how vile and lawless it remains. Bring him home!

retroactively nominating Heather Gay for “Everyone Read The Meanest Text You’ve Ever Sent” #RHOSLC

Huh, weird. Probably just a coincidence

Kyle you are NOT a girls girl - no matter how many daughters you have or how many times you say it. #rhobh

People just realizing this bc she lied to Nene Leakes and not because she’s manipulated the entire narrative of Beverly Hills the entirety of her stay on the show is so wild to me #RHOBH

Erika Nay is country as hell. One of my friends name is Britnay and you pronounce the nay. You feel like Forrest Gump saying it😆 #RHOBH

White House insider: President privately fuming that you are still alive

If you’ve gotta repeatedly tell people “I’m a Girl’s girl,” you are not, in fact, a Girl’s Girl, Kyle. 🙄💎 #RHOBH

Yep, locked out of all of Meta: FB, Threads and IG. Won't even let my download my FB information. I'm pretty much done with Meta sites at this point. At least I'll have more time to get some writing done.

If anybody wonders where I am, this just randomly popped up on my Facebook page. No reason, so explanation. Nothing. Just like my Instagram/ Threads account getting randomly suspended.

In the first week of return-to-office for Texas government, TxDOT employees ended up parking in fire lanes. Just one of the reasons flexibility in remote work is appropriate for state government: Downtown Austin is full www.kut.org/austin/2025-...

@mollybarton71.bsky.social Do you know this guy? I need him to make me one.

This Coach K GIF is mean. But I’m gonna use it anyway. #marchmadness #finalfour #gocoogs

Can somebody ask your #MAGA friends what the email is for getting paid/ free bus service from outta state to the protests? [email protected]? I’m on every Progressive mailing list out there and NOBODY ever offered me $ or a ride to protest. With the Trump tariffs, I sure could use the extra money.

Social Security is not paying large sums of money to people who are over 150 years old. That finding, trumpeted by Elon Musk, turned out to be a glitch in the recordkeeping, not evidence of massive fraud. By @sengelberg.bsky.social

Hashtag not obsessed. Hashtag 135% proud of my hometown! Clutch City rules!!!! 🐾

“If you want to be a lesbian, be a lesbian” is an all time line for me and the fact that it happened at Chuck E. Cheese is perfect #rhobh

My April Resolution is to stop interacting with MAGA cultists on news FB pages. They’re getting more delusional, unhinged, excuse ridden by the day.

Finally got to watch (and actually hear) to COOGS beat Duke on some replay channel on Dish this afternoon. No more tiny rectangles for me! #finalfour

"Trump was a great businessman" is a fiction created by the producer of "The Apprentice." Before the show, Donald bankrupted three business and was billions of dollars in debt. He was only able to sustain the illusion of success because Deutsche Bank gave him big loans & Daddy gave him big handouts.

COOGS WIN!!!!