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39🕯️Swe 🇸🇪 Goth • Ace • 🏳️‍⚧️ he/him • AuDHD • Powered by the divine caffeine ☕︎ Ofmd 🏴‍☠️ because pirates and sea... and Izzy Hands Good omens Do I even need to say why? Plushie collector
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Is your doing dog!Izzy?

When you order one but get three 😳

I think he's getting to max capacity

I should be working but I had to turn being married to a demon into owning a cat. #goodomens because this fan art isn’t going to draw itself.

Can't tell if I miss this era of Borys or this era of the Fandom in general

Pinterest keeps showing me glorious outfits and my only wish is to make this man wear them all. I think that after the Calypso birthday party Izzy has started to explore his identity a little more (Stede is more than happy to ask his trusted tailor to prepare him lots of pretty dresses 😌) #izzyhands

Izzy: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? Jack: They need to learn how to protect us.

Stede: What’s sexting? Izzy: I'm not having this conversation with you. Stede: But what if I need to know? *Izzy sighs and explains what sexting is* Stede: Oh, so that's why Jack got so frustrated. Izzy: He what?

Ed: Would you take a bullet for me? Stede: ...yes? *Izzy angrily burst into the room* Ed: *running away* Great, thanks! Stede: ED WAIT!!

#workinprogresswednesday

Short Story concept A man falls in love with his sleep paralysis demon Horror Romantic Comedy But let's make it CJizzy xD

The babies!

Watched a video by an elder goth about how goths did their makeup in the 90's and the funny thing is that I still do that simple makeup since 98 minus foundation when I have the energy to put on makeup.

Folks, Izzy is finally willing to try snail mucin essence! Stede, in the morning: So how was it? Do you feel any difference? Izzy: I had nightmares Stede: What Izzy: Snails on my face playing poker

I've lived in the village for 18 years and have gotten to know a lot of people. Of course, I'm aware that people age, but it feels so strange that one day, poof, and then the person is no longer there. It leaves a void and I hate it.

This statement about the transphobic Supreme Court ruling by the UK's Crab Museum (yes a museum about crabs) is better than 99% of the statements I've seen on the topic www.crabmuseum.org/visit 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

I heard angry screams coming from emo Ed's egg and it appears there's something else inside!

Ed: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Izzy: I wish for good grades. Jack: Nerd. Izzy: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Jack. :) Ed: Izzy… Izzy: And good grades.

Ed, watching power lines fall down: Stede, Izzy! The town is exploding and it's very pretty! :D

Stede: Truth or dare? Izzy: Truth! Ed: Do you- Stede: I dare you to kiss me. Izzy: *kisses Stede* Ed, to Jack: He said “truth”, right?

Izzy: What’s it like being tall? Jack: Is it nice? Stede: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Ed: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Friday is almost sold out! Got some tix still avail Saturday and Sunday! Cum one cum all!! And hopefully I can bring this lil chaotic joy of a show to a town near you so very soon 🥹🫶🏽

Re-dying my hair 🖤

Female salamander Izzy, who's been injected with Stede's aphrodisiac mucus and is now madly in love with him.

Hi hello it's Kate Bush dressed as a bat you're welcome

young femme stede trying soooooo desperately to get older butch izzy to fuck her but izzy's just Too Adamant about not taking advantage... they're both shaking with the effort it takes to hold back and izzy feels soooooo haunted by her own concience........

Some new beanie babies But why does the poor cow look so traumatised? 🤨

A new Conathan post

Ed: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm. Izzy: Why do you have a grenade? Ed: You never know when you may need one. Stede: Like blowing up Badminton's home. :) Ed: See Stede gets it.

Stede: Do you know the ABCs of first aid? Izzy: A. Bone. Coming out of the skin is very bad.

Lucius: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Izzy: Thanks, it's the trauma. Lucius:

Murderer: Any last words? Jack: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest. Murderer stunned: What?

POV: you’re Stede and you see him, wyd #ofmdnsfw 🔞

🚨Alright Faguccinis!🚨 I’m premiering my very first solo show in NYC as part of the Fuerza Fest line-up May 23-24-25 🥵❤️‍🔥