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autoschediastic.bsky.social
She/her. Still a lazy misanthropic porn tart. I am textually extremely NSFW. Delicious header art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social https://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/pseuds/autoschediastic
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Is there anything worse than being 99% sure you’re done with a fic but you can’t post without finishing that one last dumb final read through? Because you KNOW if you post without it, two seconds later you’ll see eleven things you would’ve changed if you had.

submitted 1 hour ago • 0 comments

Victor/Logan/Wade, anyone? Origins movieverse, explicit, 6k, fisting and dp with Wade as the filling in a hot sib sammich. #poolverine #victorlogan archiveofourown.org/works/61512346

submitted 65 days ago • 2 comments

Actively working on three WIPs at the same time is such a terrible idea, brain. Why are we doing it?

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

And then I learned that half siblings share on average 25% of their DNA and the majority of it comes from the XX partner. XY half siblings who share the same XY parent have even less since X carries and passes on way more genetic data than Y.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Ganondorf x ftm!Link modern AU 🐓🐓🐓 #ganlink #nsfw

submitted 100 days ago • 13 comments

I am being TARGETED. youtu.be/ayAjwXFEtdc?...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Variant cover by Otto Schmidt. 🥵🥵 Wade out here setting thirst traps

submitted 5 days ago • 4 comments

CUDDLE. BOOPS.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

This year of 2025 and I’m writing clubfic like it’s 2002.

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments

Giant OT3 first draft is DONE. 🎉 And now I realize I have nothing in the beta queue. 🤔 I have most of a DPW verse Victor/Logan & also of a Origins V/L omegaverse co-written with the wonderful @ponderosa121.bsky.social, some of an alt-Void Victor/Wade, & some bits and pieces of DPW OT3 clubfic…

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Spending time enjoyably between chores today thinking about how dropping Victor into the Wade/Logan mix changes the balance deliciously.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

Can I write a legitimately believable Victor/Logan(/Wade) clubfic tho.

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

X-men Origins style Victor Creed in leather, as requested. So delighted to have surrounded myself with so many Sabretooth enjoyers. 💕 Plus, a bonus jockstrap version with alllll the claws out. 🎨

submitted 48 days ago • 14 comments

Hey @some-stars.bsky.social I need to borrow that newspaper again. For VICTOR.

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

10k. Fucking threesomes.

submitted 8 days ago • 2 comments

There are people skating down the road. Winter, this is too much.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

When you’re polishing up the first draft only for it to turn into rewriting the first draft. No, Victor, I don’t think we need another 500 words of Logan eating you out, go away.

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

CUDDLE. BOOPS.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

On the internet, 0. In person, 9, but only because I give off don’t talk to me or else vibes by default in public.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

X-men. Kurt & Logan. I got a request for something with these two before I quit the bird site and it only took me like two years (maybe three?) to finish. Thanks very much to @autoschediastic.bsky.social for convincing me to dig it out of my wips and give it another shot. 🎨 #wolverine #nightcrawler

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

YES. have hit the halfway mark on editing this OT3! Wade, you sulky bastard, you’re gonna get yours.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Work needs to Go Away so I can write more than 400 words a day on this delicious Origins Victor/Logan/Wade. 😤

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment