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She/her. Still a lazy misanthropic porn tart. I am textually extremely NSFW. Delicious header art by @ponderosa121.bsky.social https://archiveofourown.org/users/autoschediastic/pseuds/autoschediastic
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동생 건강까지 지키는 느그형 티격태격 형제 일상물 주세요 #victorlogan

Who just put together an IKEA Billy bookcase and got the doors on PERFECTLY EVEN on the FIRST TRY? THIS BITCH THAT’S WHO.

Why yes, I did just rewrite the first 3k of a fic that’s been posted for months. It was FUN.

Logan’s face here is priceless.

Does Victor get the zoomies.

Closing pre-orders for this later in the day tomorrow 'cause I won't have time to do it in the morning, so you still have time if you're interested in getting a copy!

Have some Victor/Logan rimming to keep the property values low. #victorlogan #nsfwart 🎨🔞 contains: sibling incest

Looking into getting LASIK and I’m wondering, for those who have had it, did you get a plan that includes free lifetime enchantments? Either way, do you regret it?

ok but what IF fandom event about heirloom kinks? 👀

times are hard, so here is my blessing: may you be gripped by an obsessive and breathless hyperfixation for a new fandom with a wealth of wonderful fics

The moment while watching this that you go “…what is this TikTok doing?” is the EXACT same moment that happens in Word. Genius.

Also, a fic. Burning like a tire fire, 6k, explicit, Victor/Logan. Mind the tags! archiveofourown.org/works/62786497

Aimlessly wandering around the internet listlessly picking up rocks to see if any #victorlogan falls out…

And then there was PLOT! For @some-stars.bsky.social and the truly brilliantly wonderful prompt they gave me. Enjoy! Post-Origins, Victor/Logan, 11k, mature. archiveofourown.org/works/64258429

When you open your gdoc hoping more fic will have magically appeared just because you’ve been thinking about it So Hard while at work for the last 6 hrs.

I am HERE for pillow princess Victor.

아 진짜 구라 안치고 빅로는 뭔가 날 시험에 들게 만드는 뭔가뭔가임.. 선 사이를 들고 브레이킹댄스 추는 느낌이라고 해야하나 ㅠㅠ..

#victorlogan 뭣

Today’s feral #victorlogan thought: Victor didn’t HAVE to run away with Logan. He didn’t kill anybody. Sure, his dad was dead, killed the master of the house, who knows what could’ve happened after that, but he didn’t HAVE to run after Logan and declare them brothers and protectors forever.

In other news, I’m not currently working on any fic. What total self-indulgent twaddle do I want to inflict upon the world next?

Today’s headcanon you couldn’t pry from my cold dead fingers: Logan can take or leave sleeping in but Victor will absolutely roll around lazily for hours and be a total muzzy half-asleep mess in the morning unless genuinely annoyed and/or threatened.

X-men Origins. Victor/Logan. A little redraw of a very old sketch. #victorlogan 🎨 contains: sibling incest if you feel like it

#victorlogan 음식가지고 꼽주는 형제 주세요

My contribution Limited Edition Flavour, featuring #poolverine and… #pooltooth? No no, #deadtooth! Yes, perfect. Poolverine and Deadtooth. Logan/Wade, Victor/Wade, 8k of delicious explicit what if Wade was sent to seduce Logan for Stryker. archiveofourown.org/works/64312420

My contribution Limited Edition Flavour, featuring #poolverine and… #pooltooth? No no, #deadtooth! Yes, perfect. Poolverine and Deadtooth. Logan/Wade, Victor/Wade, 8k of delicious explicit what if Wade was sent to seduce Logan for Stryker. archiveofourown.org/works/64312420