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lowkey getting very excited for monster hunter wilds it seems like it’s kind of addressed the only issues i had with world when that had came out (hunts being timed, and the monster just fucking off)

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i don’t know how many battles i just won in a row but i got my event matches gold emblem in TCG pocket holy shit i was so locked in i definitely got lucky a couple of times but damn man

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i might start screen recording my TCG pocket battles and posting them cause it’s so fun to play and see my strats win even if on occasion they’re very simple at times

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

i’m really hype for the new tcg pocket expansion, i opened 11 packs this morning and these were the best i got… i’ve got a long road ahead of me

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i said “i’m not a big fan of the government” like the tiktok audio and my bald coworker said to me “well at least we’re in a country that you don’t get stoned for being gay” and i said to him “they’re working on it”

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white people arguing be like: saltines vs ritz: who is the real cracker

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smile on vinyl is 45rpm??

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“you’re a little drunk” “i’m actually a fairly tall drunk, thank you”

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anti vaxxers are just really scared of needles and are incapable of being a big brave boy

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

thought i was alone in this chinese buffet for a moment and felt like i was lost in the backrooms or some other liminal space that also has general tsos

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

i accidentally ran over the dog from “dog with a blog” with my car

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

watching the british documentary “28 days later” about how much it sucks to live in britain

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

sometimes my wife makes me sleep in the kitchen (we don’t have a couch in the living room) so i keep the oven light on all night so i don’t get scared

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i joined the yakuza as a diversity hire

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everything is going wrong in my life because i need a haircut

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shirt that says “two seater” with an arrow pointing to my face and to my crotch

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

you wouldn’t bok a choy

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

by the age of 24 you should have at least 40 folders on your desktop that you haven’t opened in years

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve drank multiple ounces of dish soap in the past year

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i’m like the not-so-fantastic mr fox

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

opening one of these boxes to find one really heavy glove inside

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

they should make a president that has the people’s best interests at heart

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

she shred on my cheddar til i cheese

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i really need to start using this app man twitter is such a shit show

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

hungry as fuck and hungry as shit make sense but if you say hungry as sex and hungry as piss you’ll get some rather peculiar looks

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man i was sleeping on the pokémon tcg app this shit is so fire

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that latest episode of dan da dan yeah that hit

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

the razor scooter was fun, but demanded a respect like no other mode of transportation i’ve encountered since

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

i’ve always been an early bird but i still haven’t gotten that worm

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

finished up og dragon ball and started on dbz a few days ago just wrapped up the saiyan saga and now the gang is on their way to namek im wondering what all during this will end up being filler i guess most things i don’t remember seeing in dbz kai would be it

submitted 120 days ago • 0 comments

I LOVE WEBFISHING RAAAAHHHH

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

i need everyone to see webfishing

submitted 129 days ago • 0 comments

this game is so awesome

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments

who is going to address the red onion on bbq chicken pizza epidemic

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

you can’t be mad at him he-he just doesn’t understand okay?? he’s just a 396 month old kid, okay? he’s just a-a he’s just a kid…

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

33 episodes of dragon ball left goku is about to fight king piccolo if i didn’t have to go to work in the morning i’d probably watch their whole fight rq

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

really weird how whenever someone addresses tien in the original dragon ball after they learned his name they always say his full name “Tien Shenhan” every single time and also launch definitely being in love with him

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

if i won 100 million dollars id probably do something crazy like go to japan or get a shake at five guys

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i have 50 episodes left to watch of the original dragon ball then i can either take a lil break or i can rewatch all of Z, i never got to see the buu saga tho i don’t recall nicktoons ever airing the buu saga for Z kai

submitted 133 days ago • 0 comments

i feel a need to buy dragon ball sparking zero it looks so good but i haven’t watched past GT

submitted 133 days ago • 1 comment

photo of my tv because i don’t want to stop playing just to upload the screenshot to my phone but man 1775 points in a match is crazy for me… i usually only do like 1300

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

splatoon 3 kinda morning

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

tired of seeing that fuckass ai cat

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

family i i have a confession to make… i think *sniffle* i-i thi-think daddy’s tweaking

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

watched all 153 episodes of dragon ball today, start to finish it’s really easy when you just put on all 153 of them at once, only took about 25 minutes

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