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i post my thoughts hmm i own a lot of wii games… and i live in utah?? pfp made by the lovely @johndickard.bsky.social i am twenty years of age
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bluesky is so boring and yknow why cause they didnt eat the fun meal

I AM THE HUMAN EGG-EATER!!!!!!!!!!!

kendrick really did say

my big wish for kendrick’s thing is that he trashtalks fox and trump while he’s there

what the fuck was coffeemate ad

So I’ve played a bit of Pokémon TCG Pocket, and I view it as a SIGNIFICANT downgrade to TCG Online. Primarily, Pocket runs on the samey mobile lootbox shit that preys on kids. TCGO had way more opportunities to get new cards, PLUS the bonus of getting every card that you pull from a pack. Diarrheas.

i want to be best friends with jeff the land shark. we would go out and get tacos and pizza and hamburgers and caramel apples and trolli sour gummy worms and root beer and onion rings and milkshakes. and we would play games like ‘button button, who’s got the button’

watch out blueskyers: new pacman ghost oc just dropped.. what do you all think @bandainamcouk.bsky.social @bandainamcoeu.bsky.social @bandainamcousa.bsky.social @bandainamcoau.bsky.social

Jeff the Land Shark is the cutest he is the strongest💪he is the coolest😎he is the sharkest🦈🗻🗻 and he will beat u up 👊👊 like if you agree

watched crash course on bipolar today in class hank green is so cool i love youse

Happy Black History Month. it’s a pretty good color it’s very slick and it absorbs all the light and it uh. is the color of my iphone 10

dear scat people of bluesky. tell me what people like so much about that. thats poop from a butt that is gross i think

really someone needs to make a thing that records your dreams because i have the fuckin wildest shit man, me and my dad were stealing the cross (the one that jesus was on) and then i sped off in a bugatti

incredible plot summary

Happy!

had a dream that I was driving to my sister’s house late at night and i was calling her to see where it was because it was apparently 50 miles away, tried to use siri and it said it would refuse my call because her house ‘looks too cylindrical, like a thickener’ ???

good morning from utah.. still hate it here.

Free Cookie’s Bustle..

i love utah i think utah is awesome and that it is so cool and that i live there

people always talkin smack about stepping on legos but man if you’ve got 70 d4 that you’ve spilt on the ground in a dark room you can’t go anywhere those are way worse

eating chrustmas spaghetti like buddy ze elf but dont gotta fork

rouge

i cant believe i never realized jntil just five minutes ago that the dancing robot in that rhett and link nerd vs geek video is fuckin Hank Green like vlogbrothers Hank Green god damn.

dear bluesky users. this christmas season, please make sure to clean your genitals !! santa only comes to those with clean pubes. 🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅

i think there are plenty of good millionaires but if you are a billionaire you should make your money go to. not yourself

if slim shady was awesome: im beginning to feel like a pizza god pizza god !! this is a joke he dosent eat pizza i think

this post is certified by the board of onion-eaters… ranking: 13% foul

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left or right ball in the ballsack you decide