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do you have any idea how fun it is to stab wheelchair bound men in the back of their necks?

they got rid of burd.

NOBODY MOVE!!! I LOST THE LOUD.

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pulchritudinous

if wifi is invisible how do we know its even real?????

nobody has EVER seen me blink. think about that.

if you pay for food with cash, is the food free?

The blockbuster deal to send NBA star Luka Doncic to the Los Angeles Lakers has inspired a mix of shock, disgust and confusion, as fans and pundits try to digest a move so bizarre that many initially did not believe it to be real.

shout out to everyone who can't read this. you the real ones

what in the fuck is ligma

i could beat the moon in a staring contest

FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKK

Need.

all i do is shit shit shit no matter fart

I was thinking of whether to make my posts serious or sarcastic, or perhaps making a second account to split between the two, then I thought it'd be funny just to have them combined. Imagine me yapping about how 9/11 was an inside job and the post after is a pic of Alex Turner eating a Cadbury egg ❤️

Artists who I suspect could have started the Los Angeles fires: -Billy Joel (Denied) -Kasabian -The Prodigy -Linkin Park -Fall Out Boy

Houseception

Hi @jaiiiiiii1.bsky.social, my friend has cholera too! It’s so nice for someone to raise awareness about your condition. Sending hugs 🫶❤️

tw// drinking, driving while heavily intoxicated, driving without a license, traffic violations ; ; ; ; u guys wpnt belieev what im doibg rn

You're welcome

to the chinese wanker trying to hack my steam account GET THE HELL OFF

Never bite the hand of the one that fingers you

Friends! I looked after Baby Dog when he came to live with us. Then I looked after Ralphy when he was a Kitten, and taught him many things. I may be older now, but I will always be a Teacher and a Carer - it’s just my nature. (Full video on X / Instagram)

Whenever I get my period I feel such a deep connection to Ireland

lecturer of Oxford University 🤨🤨 #fox #foxlover

I don't think there's anything else in the world I'd rather have right now 💔💔

I'm losing it

I'm like a Jewish baby. Except I'm not Jewish, nor a baby. I just have no foreskin

Alex, we've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty

President-elect Donald Trump is set to be sentenced Friday, as part of a case in which a New York jury convicted him on 34 counts of falsifying business records related to a hush money payment to an adult-film actress shortly before the 2016 election Live updates here:

i reckon i kinda did a thing, go check out my blog post on it now photographing subatomic particles expelled in the deaths of distant supernovae sounds a lot more fun than it actually is blog.spacehey.com/entry?id=134...

If I die I want my body to be put on a hungarian halfbred horse specifically named José, then I want you to shoot us with a flaming crossbow so we both light on fire, and then I want the horse to go on a rocketship, from there I want both José and I to be discarded on Mercury

What if instead of 4th of july it was called 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 of july and instead of blowing fireworks we blew each other?

The crewmates from Among Us are going to topple the pyramids of Giza in roughly 10 minutes

I need Alex Turner Fortnite Bundle

greenland has weapons of mass destruction