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fun fact i ‘won’ a competition (like 1000 kids won you had to send in a coloured in drawing of odette) to go see this in leicester square

university challenge contestants didn’t know that the theme of the 2019 met gala was camp which means clearly they missed out on the most important event of the century so far

walked almost 11 miles this weekend at work so i think i will skip my walk tomorrow whew

satisfying shape Wordle 1,346 3/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

hmmm i was gonna save finally rewatching challengers for the anniversary of the day i saw it but i don’t wanna wait til may… still scared it will not live up to movie thats been in my head for 3/4 of a year tho

it should be illegal for men to yell in public

damn i’m on a roll lately Wordle 1,342 2/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

also have started doing the hank green connections method where i try to find them all and then go backwards in difficulty Connections Puzzle #617 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

you only get wordle when i get it in two Wordle 1,339 2/6 ⬜🟨🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

bought this spanish smoky bean stew as a quick microwave meal and was slightly worried when i saw it said it had a medium/ 2/3 chili spice rating but im not sure i can even taste enough to warrant a one chili rating land like… i have a white person spice tolerance

omg the buying task is always my fave the producers must have soooo much fun coming up with random niche local items and then also items that you can misinterpret as something completely different

ohhh that’s soooo stupid

two weeks running lord sugar has fired a quiet person who just didn’t do enough vs a loud person who actively made things way worse which shows exactly what sort of person they want on the show lmaoooo

colin firth getting the new bridget jones book to read like

did not expect that i would spend literally all day crocheting straps for my bag but the stitch i found that’s recommend for straps is suppppper labour intensive

someone just said on only connect that the tumblr meme who it giving carly rae jepsen a sword was a euphemism and like i get it bc tumblr was very horny but i think in that case it wasn’t a euphemism and tumblr also just loved swords 😭

ian wang’s team is back on only connect and i am STRESSED

i’ve done so many of my chores for today (dishes, go on walk, put on laundry, hang up laundry, strip bed, put on sheets wash, hand wash delicates, vacuum, clean vacuum) but i hate actually putting on the new sheets soooo much that i’m just sat on the floor procrastinating

slay Wordle 1,324 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

this avalance slay

had a dream where i was playing tennis (badly, obviously, bc rven in my dreams it just wouldn’t be realistic for me to be able to play tennis lmaooo) and i was joking like haha this is nothing like challengers luca guadagnino what have u done to my brain

kinda scared bc im not sure if anything can live up to tommy shriggly but if anyone can do it its zac

was literally just wondering how the apprentice is supposed to deal with how the girls ALWAYS win the first week and then they mix up the gender groups lmaoooo they were like the boys need some help

have worked out that by listening to about 1.5 episodes of ridiculous crime per walk i should be caught up in approximately 130 days so by roughly june. let’s cross our fingers guys

sending big hugs to all my americans i love u guys u got this 🥹

and i still can’t find one to date fml

i keep getting tinder ads with gay couples in them and it’s like okay rub it in

yeah my final prediction is that charlotte goes after frankie reveals she’s a traitor, they banish frankie just to be sure bc im sure charlotte will retaliate with ‘no she’s lying SHES the traitor’ then leanne and jake don’t trust alexander so they banish him and leanne and jake win

luca guadagnino gave us the most electrifying scene of the year in CHALLENGERS and this is how we repay him 😒

#Flow director Gints Zilbalodis and his dog react to getting multiple Oscar nominations

Claudia deserves a BAFTA for this moment alone #TheTraitors

absolutely dying at harry on uncloaked basically telling freddie he was a shit traitor like damn a year later he’s still in the traitor mindset no wonder he won

challengers: 549484732003

challengers may have been snubbed but it’s won the oscar every night in my head since i saw it so

there is always something good 🥹

few things quite as insane as the ‘major plot points’ section of a soap character who’s been there for 10+ years bc literally everything under the sun will have happened to them