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Ancient deity born again as an orangutan bonobo gibbon person i guess idk r/TheAvalog
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The more I age and mature, the more I understand the role this country has in the grand stage of humankind on Earth. America is flawed and has betrayed me so many times from the very start of my life, but this country really is something special. This place and these people deserve goodness.

To whom it may concern: I do not intend to incite anything. I do not wish harm on this country. I have talked shit, yes, but any political statements I have made must be considered as the words of a tormented artist, and are not to be considered with authority in any capacity.

Word to the Wise [Apes]: If you're going to call them "aliens", you gotta call humans "aliens" too. We are all people.

Many thoughts right now. I'm 450 miles away from Los Angeles. Within two more days, I'll be in the area, and the show begins. This is going to work. Because it has to. California is about to see "the next big thing" arriving very shortly.

In about a week or so, I will go viral on the internet. My subreddit will explode in subscribers, and so will my YouTube channel. I will become a millionaire by the end of this year. This is documented manifestation. Magic, in real life. Prophecy has been written; History awaits.

The Aqua Variant Theory

The wisest thing a person can ever do is admit and accept that they don't know something they wish they did.

Tomorrow, change is coming. Long awaited change. The road will be harsh. Parts of this journey will not be fun. I may get robbed. I may get sick and have to ride out an illness in the wild. I may have to fight to survive. I welcome the risks, for I see the reward.

Let it be known that half the reason I want to live by the coast is because I want to meet a piscan- if not face to face because of environmental factors, then at least face to ship. I am insanely confident in the AVT, but it is just a theory after all. But I want to try to meet them.

The only way that this works is if I show compassion towards everyone. Everyone. Even people I once considered my enemy must now be reconsidered as a variant of kin. Fallen kin, but kin nonetheless due to our shared species. Such is the cross I must bear, I suppose. Strange times. Crazy times.

Cyberpunk 2077 Capture Thread. Behold: Valon.

Consider the human relationship to insects. Consider your relationship to insects. Now consider how humans would react to the news of an insect just as smart as a human. Now consider how you would react to the news of insects as smart as humans. Bug people. Seriously.

Based on the evolution of the PS1 to the PS5, the PS10 is going to look indistinguishable from reality, and this will be true of every subsequent Playstation as well

Here's a joke that only ocean folk will find funny: What do you get when you cross an aquatic peoplized species with a developing primate? Around 7,000,000 years of fucking around, and around 300,000 years of finding out.

Nostalgia for the future

Sausage and rice at almost midnight in a transitional time of life where the setting is nostalgic so you melancholically eat the sausage and rice at almost midnight, pondering about the finite nature of all things, welcoming new changes and manifestations into one's living experience bittersweetly

Cyberpunk 2077 is the most spiritual video game I've ever had the pleasure of playing. The incorporation of tarot cards as in-game collectibles that simultaneously double as legitimate tarot readings is brilliant in ways I can't even articulate.

Timeline prediction: WW3 starts in 2027, the effects of the war will completely redefine the life of the common American, and the 2030s are going to have a semi-apocalyptic vibe to them. Lots of shanty towns, lots of "survivors", but also lots of people still "just getting by" with their jobs

Cleft Orangobon

To further elaborate on my choice to exit civilization: About a month ago I reached the point of deciding to make a countdown to a planned suicide. Being at work against my will and opening my phone to see that countdown made me feel better. That's how bad things got.

Why I'm comfortable with leaving all my possessions behind: Either this journey will land me somewhere I can buy it all again, or this journey ends with me dead before that can happen. Either way, materialism is materialism. Stuff. Who gives a shit

And it's done. Thought I could hold out. I couldn't. I tried. I really tried. Gonna spend the next few days enjoying the luxury of a roof over my head. Then the real story begins.

I can't keep doing this. Either I stay smoking weed every day- literally fucking drugging myself routinely just to not have a mental breakdown- or I quit my job today, tell everyone to fuck off, pack a few bags and set off to be a nomad by the end of the week.

The amount of times I'll be ringing up some stupid fucking customer at the left monitor, only for them to waddle over to the right monitor to pay is fucking insane. I don't understand this species. Not one fucking bit.

People would rather gather and gossip in fear than simply speak such a fear aloud in an attempt to clear the air. I write this in self-awareness of my own hypocrisy, as I do this too, but to see it from the outside... it's just so pathetic. Pitiful. Makes humans truly look like dumb animals.

Hell isn't always on fire. Sometimes it's just a kiosk and a window.

The journey I am soon to embark on will not be kind to me. I am aware of this. I accept this. I welcome it. I still follow my path regardless.