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Elder statesman of the Peter Pan Club. 😔 #mecfs #fibromyalgia #SFN Bullshit Artist formerly known as Max Bond, Murray Huana, Elrond Hubbard, Arsen Balls and Anita Schitt. Living on unceded Kokatha land. Sometimes I lie for comedic effect.
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The other night I took the FUNCAP 55 functional capacity questionnaire and it threw up some extremely low scores, placing in the severe, very severe category even though I’m still fairly ambulatory. So when my friend this morning called and asked if I wanted adventure, I balked and begged off…

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Blair Cottrell blocked me, my comment cut deep. It was the last thing this NAZI did before his account was suspended or deleted by xTwitter. So I created a meme in their honour.

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Australia braces itself as more pictures of the heinously competent Dural terrorist faction are released. #auspol

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2025 in a nutshell…

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Too much, or just about right? 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Sunrise 16 January 2025 Some cool dome effects possibly due to lighting or exposure or aliens. 😂

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Let’s clean up Australia by trashing Australia Day, my alter ego on xTwitter is always a font of wisdom. #auspol #AustraliaDay

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Goodbye darkness, my old friend I'll sleep in you, one day again I think my circadian rhythm thinks I’m in Malmö, Sweden. For weeks now I have t been able to sleep before 7am in the morning. I’ve entered batty territory.

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The scale of solar projects in China is mind-blowing 🤯 earthobservatory.nasa.gov/images/15375...

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NASA’s FIRMS distributes near real time data on fires globally from infrared satellite images with just a 3 hour delay. This map gives a sense of the scale of the Grampians fires: firms.modaps.eosdis.nasa.gov/map/#d:24hrs...

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Bogan Attenborough

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@mikecarlton01.bsky.social No one does an end-of-year bash quite like the Nationals. #auspol

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It’s my party and I’ll cwy if I want to. Peace and Amandla everyone. ❤️💔

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#Archaeology

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Temu Beastie Boys You wake up late for work, man you don't want to go You ask you Vice Presdent, please? but he still says, no You missed two sessions, and no house vote But McConnell preaches class like you're some kind of jerk You gotta fight for your right to subvert yeah!

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Another environmental catastrophe caused by Russians east of Crimea, after one of their decaying oil tankers broke apart on high seas 2 days ago, 35km of pristine coastline has been contaminated in true Russian style. And these tankers are now all over the world.

submitted 67 days ago • 1195 comments

Chronic illness means no weekend ever again, no public holidays, no chill time, it’s a 24/7 vocation. It’s a relentless situation, only stopped by death - a craved release.

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Ahhhh yisssss Tubi is the $5 dollar DVD bin at Blockbuster’s. Looks good so far.

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Word of the day is ‘apanthropy’ (18th century): a dislike of company and the desire to be left alone.

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I'm rather chuffed about this: one of my pics has been "Highly Commended" in the "Niches and Hollows: Terrestrial Australian Fauna" category of the @ecolsocaus.bsky.social Ecology in Action photo comp. See the winning images here: www.ecolsoc.org.au/news/2024-es...

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This was a huge box office flop, but I may have just seen a western that belongs in the pantheon. Impressive story, plot arc and character development. So do yourselves a favour, spend a couple of hours on it. You’ll find it on that weirdarse Tubi app. youtu.be/A1l--F7NjC0?...

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