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Average human cartoonist / Brown skin Wookiee. Earth is home. A proud Little Lebowski Urban Achiever. ✌️🏾👽.....🛸 Follow me on IG iflookscouldkale_
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New hobby. House plants. All over my new studio.

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I’m just going to say it: we need a four-day workweek. Frankly, I’d push for three, but let’s be realistic—that’s never happening. This whole “two days off” situation? Completely unacceptable

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I did a thing 👉🏽👈🏽

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Looking for a good Manga to read? Well here you go.

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I wish I was at home watching pauly shore movies.

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Meh.

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 17,1966

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Check out my Patreon yes, I’m pointing at you

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If anyone needs to know broccoli is my favorite vegetable.

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I’m a sucker for a good simple design.

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I just want two hot dogs with the works.

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Part two and end of my comic.

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I had a dream I was interviewed by Nardwuar last night. That was dope!

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Part one and two of Eternity Blows.

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February 4,1952

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As I ride this mushroom trip, I’ve come to realize I’ve mastered the art of eating dinner over the stove.

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How I feel most of the time.

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THE TIME IS NOW - - - TUESDAY

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I’ve got a new comic coming out, and now I have to redo all the lettering. Normally, I’d be fine with it, but today? Oh no, not today. Side note: I’m going start saying ‘Not today, Jesus’ instead of ‘Not today, Satan,’ because honestly, He’s the one handing out these challenges like free samples.

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I love a good apple strudel. Yum yum yum.

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Then he walks out without washing his hands—because, apparently, irony smells better than soap.

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Walked into the bathroom, and a guy taking a piss goes, “Man, it smells like piss in here.” Me: “Well, that’s what it’s here for.” Him: “Yeah, but people are so nasty, pissing all over the floor.” Me: “Yeah.” Him: “Guess that’s just the way of the world.”

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When did a bagel with cream cheese turn into cream cheese with a bagel?

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This 5-day work week is like a bad roommate—always there, stealing my time, and leaving me emotionally drained.

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popchips must hit so hard if you’re a toddler in a stroller

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An everything bagel, a cup of coffee, and a joint—the holy trinity of my morning. The bagel’s judging me, the coffee’s enabling me, and the joint’s whispering, ‘None of this matters anyway.’

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Shoutout to my friend brittany for this one. She’s got these great one-liners that really make you think—definitely one of my favorite people and my favorite thing about the internet these days.

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Every time I listen to ska, a special endorphin is released in my brain. Scientists have identified it as the ‘skamine’ molecule, responsible for making me feel euphoric and slightly embarrassed at the same time.

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I will never understand people who have to say good morning. Silence is free. I promise I’m not sitting here thinking, ‘Wow, they didn’t wish me a good morning. My day is ruined.

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Skipping the office holiday party felt like a big win—until I ended up in a coffee shop, staring out the window, listening to Elliott Smith. Congrats to me for turning FOMO into existential dread.

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I’ve grown to enjoy a nice hot cup of black coffee in the morning. Now all I need is for these drones to actually be aliens, so we can speedrun the apocalypse

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The best feeling is not giving a shit.

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Nothing worse then a person who fake laughs. Worst sound in the world.

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I want to go home and get stoned lay on the floor and listen to music.

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I hate when people ask who my favorite superhero is. If you need to know. Its captain caveman.

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What I love about comics

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art splegelman interviews Good weeb & coffee. Hell yeah!

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I love when people don't take responsibility for their actions. It makes me very happy.

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Working at DSS is a bummer. Most of the time.

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