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#HEYHEYHEY

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)

So Donald Trump is above the law but judges arent...

My breakfast sammich game is on point

Stop doubting yourself, you dumb motherfucker.

There is no fucking way any team has more TOOTBLAN's than the Royals going back to last year. This team LOVES giving away outs on the bases.

Rockies vs Royals. A.k.a. the moveable object vs the resistable force.

The category is… making an entrance

Fuck the Yankees and their bullshit stadium.

What's your most rewatched show?

You’re reminiscing about the 80’s…what song is playing?

Post a movie from the year you turned 18

Who was your childhood crush?

Oh what am I doing, nothing really... just in hour 2 of trying to get a 2 year old the fuck to sleep.

I'm old enough to remember when Hey Dude was a kick ass TV show and not the ugliest fucking shoes I've ever seen.

Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Literally any top 40 song for the last 25+ years

Fucking bush league

Not gonna lie Pasquantino tater on opening day off a lefty feels like a good omen!