avidamn.bsky.social - Profile | ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

yOURE NOT MY DAAAAADuhhhh!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it backfired cause now the manager i was calling “old” (later tater manager) is calling me “son” LMFAOSOBDJSHFAJFJJG

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i love calling ppl over the age of 25 “old” even tho they’re not. seeing the light momentarily drain from their eyes before they realize they’re not much older than i am and start defending themselves is so fuckign funny im sorry

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

reminder that telling someone “you should go on a diet” regardless of context isn’t a funny joke to make lol. had someone irl say that to me today and i’ve been spiralling about my body image all day since 👍☺️

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

fellow autistics is it just me or is april fools the most annoying day in the world bc of the difficulty w reading between the lines? like im labelled as gullible but mf why can’t you just be serious

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

one of my managers (later tater manager) went to pretend to kick/trip me as we were walking past each other but his knee locked on him and he almost tripped over himself instead. karma

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

however my stomach is not having a good time thanks to me waking up late and not having time to wake up before eating so now i’m just suffering

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

both r supposed to be there today crisis averted ill be ok

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY “LATER TATER” MANAGER? OR MY “hEEeeEEeEEy” MANAGER??? WHAT WILL I DO WOTHOUT MY FISTBUMPS???? FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW??? I CANT SURVIVE LIKE THIS!!! THIS IS CRUELTY!!!!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!! THIS IS A GOD DAMN TRAVESTY

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

it’s gonna take a miracle to get thru this shift

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

fav managers aren’t here today

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

one of em got food poisoning and couldn’t go to work today i was genuinely in mourning

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

me: byyyye boss: later friends! me: offended bc he always says “later tater” to me me: no tater??? boss: what?? me: no tater??!!?? boss: OH. later tater!!! me: thank you boss: see you tomorrow me: SEE YA boss: barks loudly me (to my other coworker as we leave the store): did he just fucking bark

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

suggest if u can do it to do this

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

he does this to several people and all of them don’t know what to do w themselves so there’s that!!! cool

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

hgwahhhhh anyways i can’t wait to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not have a charley horse in my calf. NOT cool!

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

my work crush gave me the biggest smile and half joke compliment ever while outside in the sun pushing carts and oh man. have to bleach my eyes cause man. he’s taken bro i gotta erase the memory right now RIGHT NOW WHY IS LIFE THE WAY THWG IT IS

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

i am so confused about so much right now but especially like how is it suddenly 11pm what the fuck happened

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

as a *neuroDIVERGENT in the workplace but also this has proven to be a success and my bosses give me fist bumps it’s the best

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

it’s been three months + 1 day! here’s a Job Review (as a neurodivergent)

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

i.e. this convo (not real initials) A: all they (animal rescue in our town) do is take pets in, pretend to care for them & then kill them B: well, maybe you should be euthanized, A A: they tried it! they did a drive by, yknow… me: drive by euthanasia? boss, cackling: DRIVE BY EUTHANASIA?????

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

genuinely love when i make ppl who are in a position above me (a teacher, boss, etc) laugh really hard it’s probably my fav thing ever ive been riding a high the last little bit

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

as a neurotypical in the workplace i have decided to reinstate my main move: fist bumps

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

i’m crying raNdnfjebfhgqqq

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

girl i like the way that u dance when u dance like the way that u dance when u dance with ur pants off

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

that earthquake was NOT COOL!!!!

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

i hate r3publicasn

submitted 52 days ago • 1 comment

feeling like a mf idiot too like why’d i do that tho. praying to whatever god or being to let me not explode

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

me vs taking one double shot of vodka and then spending 5 mins just swallowing repeatedly trying not to throw up

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

“my caffeine right now is broken dreams” is such an inspiring thing to hear in the AM from ur assistant store manager im fuckin crying LMFAAAOOOOOO

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

yOURE NOT MY DAAAAADuhhhh!

it backfired cause now the manager i was calling “old” (later tater manager) is calling me “son” LMFAOSOBDJSHFAJFJJG

i love calling ppl over the age of 25 “old” even tho they’re not. seeing the light momentarily drain from their eyes before they realize they’re not much older than i am and start defending themselves is so fuckign funny im sorry

reminder that telling someone “you should go on a diet” regardless of context isn’t a funny joke to make lol. had someone irl say that to me today and i’ve been spiralling about my body image all day since 👍☺️

fellow autistics is it just me or is april fools the most annoying day in the world bc of the difficulty w reading between the lines? like im labelled as gullible but mf why can’t you just be serious

one of my managers (later tater manager) went to pretend to kick/trip me as we were walking past each other but his knee locked on him and he almost tripped over himself instead. karma

however my stomach is not having a good time thanks to me waking up late and not having time to wake up before eating so now i’m just suffering

both r supposed to be there today crisis averted ill be ok

WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT MY “LATER TATER” MANAGER? OR MY “hEEeeEEeEEy” MANAGER??? WHAT WILL I DO WOTHOUT MY FISTBUMPS???? FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW??? I CANT SURVIVE LIKE THIS!!! THIS IS CRUELTY!!!!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY!!!! THIS IS A GOD DAMN TRAVESTY

it’s gonna take a miracle to get thru this shift

fav managers aren’t here today

one of em got food poisoning and couldn’t go to work today i was genuinely in mourning

me: byyyye boss: later friends! me: offended bc he always says “later tater” to me me: no tater??? boss: what?? me: no tater??!!?? boss: OH. later tater!!! me: thank you boss: see you tomorrow me: SEE YA boss: barks loudly me (to my other coworker as we leave the store): did he just fucking bark

suggest if u can do it to do this

he does this to several people and all of them don’t know what to do w themselves so there’s that!!! cool

hgwahhhhh anyways i can’t wait to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not have a charley horse in my calf. NOT cool!

my work crush gave me the biggest smile and half joke compliment ever while outside in the sun pushing carts and oh man. have to bleach my eyes cause man. he’s taken bro i gotta erase the memory right now RIGHT NOW WHY IS LIFE THE WAY THWG IT IS

i am so confused about so much right now but especially like how is it suddenly 11pm what the fuck happened

as a *neuroDIVERGENT in the workplace but also this has proven to be a success and my bosses give me fist bumps it’s the best

it’s been three months + 1 day! here’s a Job Review (as a neurodivergent)

i.e. this convo (not real initials) A: all they (animal rescue in our town) do is take pets in, pretend to care for them & then kill them B: well, maybe you should be euthanized, A A: they tried it! they did a drive by, yknow… me: drive by euthanasia? boss, cackling: DRIVE BY EUTHANASIA?????

genuinely love when i make ppl who are in a position above me (a teacher, boss, etc) laugh really hard it’s probably my fav thing ever ive been riding a high the last little bit

as a neurotypical in the workplace i have decided to reinstate my main move: fist bumps

i’m crying raNdnfjebfhgqqq

girl i like the way that u dance when u dance like the way that u dance when u dance with ur pants off

that earthquake was NOT COOL!!!!

i hate r3publicasn

feeling like a mf idiot too like why’d i do that tho. praying to whatever god or being to let me not explode

me vs taking one double shot of vodka and then spending 5 mins just swallowing repeatedly trying not to throw up

“my caffeine right now is broken dreams” is such an inspiring thing to hear in the AM from ur assistant store manager im fuckin crying LMFAAAOOOOOO

thinking about my baby boy (he’s still alive and well in his cage but i can’t let him out because i have work soon)

no one: my work app: your 👹MEAL👹 ends in 5 minutes

how to not start crying when forced to work as customer service? help