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Lost the plot, taking a break to get some things done and recorded. In the meantime does anyone understand Early New High German? I bet this is fun

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None of this new season made any sense until I noticed they'd brought Kafka on as the showrunner for 2025.

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taking a near fatal dose of opiates to watch golf on tv

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welcome newskies! i own 37 street-legal machetes, all with official VINs, and voted for myself in the 2024 primaries. my favorite food is classified but people will try to tell you otherwise

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Batman: Who riddles The Riddler? Is it The Riddlerer? The Riddler: Gotta be honest, watching you try to do riddles is more painful than any ass beating.

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stoned to deaf off that loud

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Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating

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[bouncing in bouncy castle] man wouldn’t it be great if this were lifted into the lower troposphere by a sudden wind burst, wouldn’t that be a great way to go

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Evil masterminds should get a fucking life

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My sorcerer wants to imbue me with more life and it’s like bruh the amount I have is already not going so good

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finally deleted my twitter account, might delete this account too, might get a flip phone, might disappear into the mountains

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one cup of ghost milk

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desensitizing myself to pain by existing

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You’ve angered me. You’ve angered me and now I have to put on my frog costume about it

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My favorite dodgeball move is Carrie At The Prom where you throw the ball so high they forget all about it and start parade waving, then whammo. You tell them what you really think of them and they cry

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glorpi

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I'm looking a bit drawn and leggy, like a crowded seedling.

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i need a wealthy benefactor so i can pursue my hobbies without interruption

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I wonder how many times I've unknowingly fed the same pigeon twice? Taking a few days off work to think about this

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I might become the world's first digitized humanoid. Or, essentially what I mean by that is they want to transfer my mind onto the net permanently and give me a little avatar that can travel to web pages

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if you were granted a wish to have everything you ever lost would you want it could you find a place to put it could the you changed by losing take it back like it was never gone i think of innocence first and notice it's not a person i grieve most but the way i view all loss thru a lens of one

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I kid around a lot so I just wanted to make sure everyone knows that this is nothing personal, it is just a joke, like all Todds. I fucken hate them. “Oh, look at me, I have unnecessary letters in my name, I’m going to impress your girlfriend and start a beautiful family with her.” Pathetic losers.

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twee tumblr millennial of the lake, i seek your favor

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who up denying their body its purpose?

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Using my 3 wishes to just bully the fuck out of this genie lol

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‼️‼️ TRAPPIST HUNKS SPOTTED IN YOUR AREA ‼️‼️

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all forests are the exactly the same. a forest has 1,000 trees. sometimes it has a river and a river is worth 46 trees which means a forest with one river has 954 trees. its not that hard to understand

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making a number of lateral movements 🤙

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as your lawyer I recommend slipping beneath a continental plate or at least a fissure deep within a cave

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in the future we will exist solely on a carbonated three-bean slurry, known colloquially as 'The Knocks'. sometimes you wake up with enough heart to rouse a crowd to heartfelt sobs. sometimes you wake up with the shakes, puking data out one port and internet out the other. it's the future, baby

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I’m rubber, you’re glue. I’m canvas, you’re eyelets. I’m laces, you’re suede. We’re only a vulcanization process away from melding our lives in a converse all star.

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industrial grade frosting

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Honestly, I thought by now I’d be used to being anxious

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*being lined up in front of the wall before the firing squad* Me, very smugly: I just want y'all to know that without due process, that this is illegal

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When I say that I am very busy, that is a complaint, please do not reassure me that it will make my day go more quickly, I do not know how many of these days I have, so I take no comfort in speeding through them in the name of productivity

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WHY WOULD I PAY TO SEE SOME RUINS WHEN THE RUIN'S IN MY SOUL?

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