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editor, in brief. I do Customer Education and Scaled CX. Co-host of CELab podcast. Played keyboard and horns in Fishboy.
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Does the existence of Marriott imply a similar but competing hotel chain called Warriott?

V-E-R-T-I-G-O When was Hitchcock's cameo?

attila the pun. that's a good one.

if this skeet gets 1,000,000 likes, I will bring the old marc zomberg back

I don't know why they were called bronies when "po'boys" was there the whole time

prompting midjourney to make "auld krang syne"

me too tbh

Sabrina Carpenter: (waking into a Kafkaesque nightmare where she has been turned into a wasp) cuz I'm a stinger

Run Laa-Laa Run

It's Christmastime in the city

Oh no, people are here now. Do I need to start posting seriously or can I keep doing ones like "the pope is mid"?

my roman empire is romanian vampires

hawk mooah on that deng

I put my hands up in the air sometimes saying ayo edebiri

I'm a bad guy also I'm a magpie

speedrunning the vatican

Any time I hear a celebrity's name that fits the anagram game joke from The Simpsons, I rearrange the name in my head and then offer myself a bouncy ball. "Steve's... Job?"

These days everyone's saying "ice cream so good" In my day it was "I say to them, you want ice cream cone, they both say yes" Respect the classics.

A spinoff of THE BEAR but they're making high end cocktails and it's called THE BAR please call my agent if you would like to pick this up for a full 12 episode season

I went to the Noid He said his life's a void Since Domino's stopped putting him on TV

me (to myself): this cider house rules

Once I asked a young person at work if she knew Enron and her response was, indignantly, "I know *of* it"

A modern-day warrior Mean, mean stride Today's Tom Sawyer (Bart Simpson) Mean, mean pride

No, I don't want no scrub A scrub is defined by webster's dictionary,,,

Musical artist Lil Nas X (formerly known as Lil Nas Twitter),,,

hey kids, don't forget to olivia rodrigo to the polls this year

Considering writing a historical novel from where I invent Lizze Borden's half-brother who witnessed the crime. "Cool, what's his name?" Jordan. "Jordan Borden?" See, he's her half-brother. "Oh, what's his last name?" Borden.

MGMT is one of those bands where I would say it doesn't make a ton of sense that they're not Australian.

Running up that hill, Dealing with that god,

Just had a call with my financial advisor who told me, "Nothing matters."

Excited to start my new life on bluesky where I do not get cancelled for calling a certain religious figure "mid"