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awesome-sasuke.bsky.social
sasuke's mansion
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Dear god, why is it that when i wish for death's sweet release you rip it from my hands? The antithesis appears to happen when I wish for life. You are a cruel and unjust god, and one day I shall dethrone you and rip your jaw from your head.

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when the cute gemboy (gem + femboy) you've been messaging finally hits twinkdeath (turning 18) so u gotta block him #boykisser #boykissermeme

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today a woman at work told me i have "nice eyes.." what a whore..

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christ is king. my boner turns blue if i tie a string around it really tight

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radiohead if they were patriots be like "lgbt police, arrest this fag" (me and my uncle having sex in the family trailer in honor of jesus)

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DANIEL

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my wife and i fuck while listening to callmecarson and i imagine that im fucking him and it makes me twice as hard

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callmecarson is a fat retarded pedophile

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when the trap remix hits harder than expected

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me: hey siri call my girlfriend siri: which one the boys: OOOOHHHH! nice one brayden! me: CALL ME BRAYDEN AGAIN AND YOULL FIND OUT EXACTLY WHY THEY PUT ME IN THE SPECIAL ED CLASS

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teacher: turn to page 50 me with my bonner between the book paged: slams book shut

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radiohead if they were patriots be like "lgbt police, arrest this fag" (me and my uncle having sex in the family trailer in honor of jesus)

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just rubbed one out for jesus #incelpride

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this is so anatomical i think i just might cum!

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how i look up at the priest while im jerking off behind the bench at sunday service 🙌 #hallelujah

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daniel after not surviving be like

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christ is king. my boner turns blue if i tie a string around it really tight

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teacher: why are you late sasuke me: i was training teacher: for what me: for this

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teacher: why are you late sasuke me: i was training teacher: for what me: for this

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the wrath of god has struck me. i am now limbless and typing this with my tongue . help

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this the how gta 6 gonna be like 😭😭😂😂look real

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@mrbeast you are a pdf file

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im so lonely... they all hate me... and think im icky! why am i so alone..

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today a woman at work told me i have "nice eyes.." what a whore..

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me: enters the club with lots of drip all the ladies: can i please have sex with you sasuke the normies and chads: hej! man! get lost man! yeu are facking annoyeng man! hej! get out man!

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rules for dating me! must be: -goth -female but NOT A TRANNY -must like warhammer 40k -willing to be my concubine!

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Eh?!? Y-you think you can be a baka... and just walk out of here alive?!?! in MY drowning fetish discord server?!! you got another thing coming, you BAKA!!!

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i hope a car kills me today

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i hope a bullet comes through my window and hits me right in the eye

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sasageyo! sasageyo! -naruto

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doctor strange

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me in class: shitting under the desk teache

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mating with the pillows again.. sigh..

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my new emo punk alt rock song diddy partyyyy oooh sus! sus! i am a emo boyyyy (x6) i am a gamer who likes goth/emo/beautiful women! if you are a goth 10/10 baddie, my direct messages are open!

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im the one they warned you about in those health classes when they talk about the dangers of not showering or brushing your teeth

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quit arguing with me, Susan. at least while your profile picture looks like that. Whore

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at night.. i am.. deku the shonen battle boy but during the day.. i am... deku the gets bullied by kevin after class

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me at the function: hey ladies the huzz: runs away me: w-why...? was it something i said...?

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me: i think im gonna kill myself my german therapist: oooo ja das ist very very bad! haff der you seen der anti-depressen der pillen? ja ja. you take der um tree of dem and dey make you der so happy! ja! i prescribe u pillen!! havennicendayen!! gooten bye! ja!

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tch. women. youre all the same. nobody loves me.

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me laying on the floor pretending to be dead when uncle elroy breaks the restraining order and comes to our house with a shotgun

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