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Happy International #HorseshoeCrabDay! Heinrich Harder (German, 1858-1935) Pfeilschwankrebs (Horseshoe Crabs), 1916 Collector Card from Tiere der Urwelt (Animals of the Prehistoric World) Series I commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Li...

The Excavation of Hob's Barrow - Nintendo Switch up for pre-order at Best Buy: bestbuy.7tiv.net/7aQBzd #ad #NSW #PhysicalReleasesPreOrder

I bet they did

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This is exactly why I do this gag endlessly. The internet makes us want to correct everyone all the time, without context, without awareness, and without curiosity. It’s a bad habit, we all do it. It’s not about accuracy, it is about shutting people down, even experts in their field.

Today's mood until Friday:

"Was it really this dumb in 2003" guys they renamed french fries

ROSEWATER has been shortlisted for Best in Show at the Narrascope Showcase tomorrow! I'm honored to have been nominated along with other fantastic narrative games. If you haven't checked it out, now's a great time to do it! store.steampowered.com/app/1226670/...

new rule you aren't allowed to make parody dating sims until you play so many pc-98 games that you have genuine strong opinions on some of the most mid eroge to ever exist

Designed by Guyver director Screaming Mad George, Paranoia Scape (1998) is the weirdest PS1 game you'll ever play. Imagine a FPS and a pinball game smushed together, with tons of weird and disconcerting imagery. Gameplay's not great, but then again, you are playing this for the weird.

If you don't love me at my ZX Spectrum, you do not deserve me at my Pinball.

I love how all these children are like, ok all the adults are dead first things first: cyberpunk face paint as a matter of course

This is your captain speaking, we have now reached our cruising altitude at twenty-meowsand feet 🛩️

sometimes you can't sleep and you just have to watch the new zealand post-apocalypse teen drama series The Tribe (1999)

I should post here more often, anyways enjoy this pixelart ;)

nothing ruder than when an ant in your house bites you, how dare you ma'am you're a GUEST

If you see this, post a bird. #pixelart #birds

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I told you guys

“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand

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tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com/product/diar... Diary Comics Vol 2

tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com/product/take... My cancer survival memoir!

this one sorcerer who lives across the street keeps casting a spell that changes my opinions about stuff and i love it

NEW VIDEO: I've taken a combined look at Old Skies ( @wadjeteyegames.bsky.social ) and Rosewater ( @grundislav.games ) and how they typify the evolution of the modern point-and-click adventure game. youtu.be/EgBM66m86Kw

It's pretty irritating how many pundits would hear the ideas "I want to shove 100 live scorpions in your mouth" and "I want to shove 0 live scorpions in your mouth" and sagely declare: "The wisest course of action is to let someone shove 50 live scorpions in your mouth."

I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! #art #thelastunicorn #unicorn

The only king I'll recognize is King Puck

Peak Scrimblo Design:

hat & boots texaco, seattle, washington, 1977

here's a 3-second trailer for my indie game where you--

mine was about a sorceress who died before fulfilling a prophecy about her and then was reborn, the book starts when she's 10 (with no memories of her past life) and everyone who knew her in her former life is hunting her down to either help her or kill her (I still have it, its uh... kinda good?)

There will be anti-car protests, trying to stop you from paving paradise and putting up parking lots. The game: store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...