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Literally everybody sees it as he's being a fascist except for the rubes in the US and Russia.

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“You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and killed Jesus!” - Hunter S. Thompson

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I really don't care what the repercussions are. I closed my store early because of the shitty weather.

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Win or lose, I still don't understand why sports fans basically riot for their sports teams.

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#morningjam Probably one of my favorite beats in a song. #putitontoast

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#morningjam #putitontoast

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Seriously if you bring $100 bill into a small business right after it opens, Fuck you!

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I'm not really a voyer of any sort except i will try to see what you're watching on TV as i pass by.

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#dayjam #putitontoast

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The mask is extra hard to wear today.

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#morningjam 🤟 #putitontoast

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Okay, in this election you have the lady who wants to make the world incrementally better or the literal antichrist that will destroy everything you’ve ever known. “I WANT WORLD PEACE OR IM NOT VOTING!” That’s isn’t one of the options. “IM NOT VOTING!” 92 days later: “HOW DO WE STOP THIS?!!”

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Another pointless night of trying to sleep, only to wake up every 2 hours. What should I expect when I went to sleep having a panic attack... Today is going to suck

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Hey @elonmusk, you claim to be a scientist and engineer but they rely on facts, hard data and the scientific method. The apps you listed ALL disagree with you, 5 of them, but yours is the only one that’s right? Cool, no wonder your rockets blow up like your marriages, ketamine is a bitch.

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#morningjam She lives by the wall And waits by the door She walks in the sun to me She lives by the wall And waits by the door She walks in the sun to me #putitontoast

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Happy: Black history Black present Black future Black love Black joy Black health Black healing Black people Black community Black family Black kids Black culture Black creativity Black ingenuity Black legacy Black innovation Black liberation Black resistance Black existence ...month🖤

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Internet wins

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Well that was a trip I wasn't planning for

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Strahd, the insult comic vampire

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✨WHEEZING✨

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Seattle

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Oh wow! 😄

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I went through an eye exam and a CT scan today. That scan was interesting. I kinda don't like how IVs make my body feel when they're doing their thing. Nothing feels harmful, just the sudden rush of a sensation that wasn't there a moment ago.

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My reply is still accurate

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Did I buy a bag of shredded cheese for the expressed purpose of eating it by hand over the trash can? Yes.

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Read it.

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#dayjam Hearing an unreleased album of an artist that past with the lyrics, "What does death feel like? What does, what does death feel like? (Oh) Yeah Why does death steal life?" 💔 #putitontoast

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#KITH #relevant 🤡👟👟

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"When you've had privilege your whole life, equality feels like oppression." This is going to be the next 4 years at least.

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#morningjam Pat the Bunny is upbeat?! I like it #putitontoast

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#morningjam By the way, this is not a Political Song It's possible that everything we believe is wrong... #putitontoast

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#nightjam Such a great and dark version #putitontoast

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#brainworm #killemwithaforklift #mst3k

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#morningjam When pagans sleep And atheists slumber Evangelists and bishops come to comfort one another Silent in prayer Caught in another toothless dream... #putitontoast

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I am both sides here

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Literally everybody sees it as he's being a fascist except for the rubes in the US and Russia.

“You people voted for Hubert Humphrey and killed Jesus!” - Hunter S. Thompson

I really don't care what the repercussions are. I closed my store early because of the shitty weather.

Win or lose, I still don't understand why sports fans basically riot for their sports teams.

#morningjam Probably one of my favorite beats in a song. #putitontoast

#morningjam #putitontoast

Seriously if you bring $100 bill into a small business right after it opens, Fuck you!

I'm not really a voyer of any sort except i will try to see what you're watching on TV as i pass by.

#dayjam #putitontoast

The mask is extra hard to wear today.

#morningjam 🤟 #putitontoast

Another pointless night of trying to sleep, only to wake up every 2 hours. What should I expect when I went to sleep having a panic attack... Today is going to suck

Hey @elonmusk, you claim to be a scientist and engineer but they rely on facts, hard data and the scientific method. The apps you listed ALL disagree with you, 5 of them, but yours is the only one that’s right? Cool, no wonder your rockets blow up like your marriages, ketamine is a bitch.

#morningjam She lives by the wall And waits by the door She walks in the sun to me She lives by the wall And waits by the door She walks in the sun to me #putitontoast

Happy: Black history Black present Black future Black love Black joy Black health Black healing Black people Black community Black family Black kids Black culture Black creativity Black ingenuity Black legacy Black innovation Black liberation Black resistance Black existence ...month🖤

Internet wins

Well that was a trip I wasn't planning for

Strahd, the insult comic vampire

✨WHEEZING✨

Seattle

Oh wow! 😄

I went through an eye exam and a CT scan today. That scan was interesting. I kinda don't like how IVs make my body feel when they're doing their thing. Nothing feels harmful, just the sudden rush of a sensation that wasn't there a moment ago.

My reply is still accurate

Did I buy a bag of shredded cheese for the expressed purpose of eating it by hand over the trash can? Yes.

Read it.

#dayjam Hearing an unreleased album of an artist that past with the lyrics, "What does death feel like? What does, what does death feel like? (Oh) Yeah Why does death steal life?" 💔 #putitontoast

#KITH #relevant 🤡👟👟

"When you've had privilege your whole life, equality feels like oppression." This is going to be the next 4 years at least.

#morningjam Pat the Bunny is upbeat?! I like it #putitontoast

#morningjam By the way, this is not a Political Song It's possible that everything we believe is wrong... #putitontoast

#nightjam Such a great and dark version #putitontoast

#brainworm #killemwithaforklift #mst3k

#morningjam When pagans sleep And atheists slumber Evangelists and bishops come to comfort one another Silent in prayer Caught in another toothless dream... #putitontoast

I am both sides here

I don't like snow. It's cold and slippery and irritating and it gets everywhere...

the reason for the season

Time to put this ridiculous mask on and go to work... 😢

😏