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hi I’m Claire from x formerly twitter and I’m happy to be here. follow me or else!
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someone should make a video that explains everything

2025: the year we found love again 🫶

I wish we could eat sticks and grass and stuff

new year’s resolution is to become friends with bugs

grandma also got prints of a couple classic memes and some grubs in the dirt (“so I could show the man at the store, but then I realized he probably knows what grubs look like”)

I asked my grandma why she bought a print of her eye injury and she said “so I can remember how I suffered”

I asked my grandma why she bought a print of her eye injury and she said “so I can remember how I suffered”

I don’t even need Wrapped anymore

yep!

🎾🍝

reveling in that post-thanksgiving malaise: laundry cooking in the dryer, my favorite pair of boots wet with snow, sticky spilled cranberry juice in the fridge, roku city scrolling by for hours while I stare at my phone… this is the life ☺️

not being able to post my precious blingee gifs on a holiday such as this is a special kind of hell just for me

I wish the people in commercials were sad like me

this little guy found the pumpkin! 🤯

we would like to thank this year’s sponsor, Huel - gruel for humans who do not wish to become balloons

the rumors are true: the Claire Balloon will be returning to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this morning! tune in now before she floats away forever!

trying to win a bet: which one of these glasses has more water in it?