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is it homophobic to do a trump impression

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the old Nicole Kidman AMC pre-roll would edge you to a satisfying climax, the new version is like ur hs gf trying to jerk you off really quick in the bathroom while her parents are home

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i like that even tho we have the word "disbanded" we still say bands "broke up" so romantic

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if ur bf is smiling at his phone he's not cheating on you, he's looking at pictures of john waters

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😂

submitted 81 days ago • 5 comments

i just need to say that the episode of american dad where roger was a colombian man (who looks just like me) who ended up being a parody of pablo escobar...that was better representation than Encanto

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what it feels like to gossip with your work wife

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some ppl will say you can't be racist against white ppl. i'm here to say, That Doesn't mean you can't try

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ngl it's really embarrassing that we're living through what appear to be the opening scenes in a dystopian movie that's so stupid that people would only go see it bc a Morbius level meme tricked ppl into seeing it

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

i wonder if my halal cart guy ever thinks about me and smiles, the way I think about him and smile

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

the issue we're running into is that americans seem to think that the opposite of a nazi is a liberal. dire situation

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a lot of ppl don't know that Goku dresses like that bc he's a Mets fan

submitted 143 days ago • 1 comment

she doesn't even know about nazi salutes, she just scrolls through rednote nonstop

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i still can't believe y'all caped for Kamala like that

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sometimes the gayest man you've ever met has to go home right after work to pick up his kid so his wife has time to get ready for their holiday party tonight

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that travis bickle rain that's gonna cleanse the city is finally falling (moderate light rain till morning)

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the new sushi place by me has improved my life 10%, a staggering percentage only comparable to when i got a bidet

submitted 215 days ago • 1 comment

we're living in a golden age of leftovers

submitted 215 days ago • 0 comments

the vibe on here is like it's friday and there's a substitute teacher

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

does anybody like this? i made it myself?

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

do you all like this?

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

they got scottish twitter on here?

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

made the mistake of telling bluesky i was interested in books and it's showing me liberals who are saying 1984 should be moved from fiction to nonfiction

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

it's hard to get behind an app when there aren't ppl who have a crush on me on there

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

I whole-heartedly think that gay people

submitted 218 days ago • 36 comments

i still don't know what bluesky is for? twitter is to get angry and ig is to get likes on my stories from ppl i have crushes on

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the Onion should buy Oklahoma

submitted 218 days ago • 63 comments

they don't make movies like Liquid Sky (1982) anymore (or ever)

submitted 218 days ago • 1 comment

what's the vibe on here? when's it whom's turn to post about a shrimp frying rice?

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

made the mistake of saying i'm interested in books when i signed up for this, now my whole timeline is ppl talking about audiobooks and book bans in an annoying way

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