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Back when American politics were more subdued, the evening news was filled with stories of global import. Peter Jennings taught me a lot about international news, and felt more informed about worldly events. Now, with all of the bullshittery going on in the US, I am clueless about world events.

Trump doesn't know if it's his job to uphold the Constitution- THAT'S THE ENTIRE FUCKING JOB! Impeach this fuckin piece of shit!

If you have billions of dollars and you aren't flagrantly using your wealth to help the less fortunate, you are a piece of shit. At that level of wealth it becomes your duty to aide society in every way you can. Build libraries and museums and beautiful parks, or give it all away.

Magic Players: We want non-UB versions of cards. Also Magic Players: Okay, but, not like that...

No one is asking for free healthcare- we are asking for universal healthcare paid for by tax dollars. Single payer, government regulated, price fixed and negotiated healthcare. The kind of healthcare that scares health insurance companies and big pharma. That's what we want.

Hot take- People in prison are human beings with rights and dignity.

Arrest him.

Shadow PotUS just signed the Americans Act, enshrining into law that all US citizens are Americans, not arbitrary demographic sub-groups. Combined with the newly-passed Equality Amendment, Americans are now equal under the law. Any attempt discriminate based on classifications violates Federal Law.

You can't sneak Brad Dourif into my favorite show and not expect me to freak out. Just when I thought that The Pitt could not get any better, Brad Dourif steps in as pissed-off grandpa. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Stalling is cheating. Call a judge. Thank you for the reminder @coachnelly.bsky.social

"That song is called Minuet in Z Major." My son, playing a few clear notes in his kids piano.

The Shadow President of the United States of America comments on the Judiciary Act of 2025, the expansion of the Supreme Court, and the vetting of the ten new Justices.

The Shadow President of the United States of America is working with Congress to draft sweeping firearm legislation based on the newly passed 28th Amendment, which repealed the 2nd Amendment.

The Shadow President of the United States advises people to fully vaccinate their children, in order to bolster their immune systems against preventable diseases. Many vaccinations are free at the local health clinic, and a full schedule of vaccinations is available on the CDC website.

Senator Shelley Moore Capito is a traitor who votes against her constituents best interests.

Watched Anora tonight- it was interesting. In a continuing trend of popular or lauded movies, I greatly disliked all of the main characters.

I bought a handful of cheap fantasy novels from Goodwill, from authors whose names I recognized. I write stories, so I wanted to compare my style and cadence to those authors. reading only first chapters, some of these authors are awful, their work indecipherable. It made me feel really good.

Do Doomsday Preppers ever stock up on party hats and birthday cards? What about Secret Santa gifts? How about music? Do the preppers ferret away a library of music as eagerly as they might stockpile ass paper?

Pro Tip: Visit your local second-hand shop, and hit the book section. Once there, look for college text books on engineering, chemistry, biology, mathematics, history, nursing, and agriculture. Buy those books. The knowledge they contain may yet become increasingly difficult to source.

People have said that the 2024 election was a battle between corporations and oligarchs, and that the oligarchs won. Big news, oligarchs are not, by birth or design, immortal. In unrelated news, has anyone ever seen that film, The Purge? Great movie.

Every US Marine is, first and foremost, a rifleman... And you assholes just took away their access to healthcare and mental health services. What a bunch of fucking idiots.

The much maligned citizen journalism of 2010 is laughing at us in 2025. "Oh, have all of your traditional news sources been co-opted by agenda-wielding billionaires, so now you need an alternate source of news? Is that what happened? Is it?"

Keep your chin up, you too will live long enough to shit on his grave. You know? Imagine that, you, making a pilgrimage to his gravesite, just to take a steamy, stinky, barbaric, liquid shit all over it. Isn't that a nice thought? You know?

A government only exists to serve its people. Anything else is tyranny, don't let people tell you otherwise.

This is fairly obvious, but I am beginning to believe that the NRA is full of shit, and their stance of defending American freedom by arms is just a smokescreen for racism, religious discrimination, and xenophobia. What a bunch of cowardly, fearful bitches.

Dismantling the Dept. of Education is the single dumbest fucking thing this fascist asshole has done all fucking day.

Property damage is a valid form of protest, don't let the fuckers tell you otherwise.

Why in the unholy fuck can I still not play Commander on Magic Arena?! Why am I collecting these cards if Commander isn't an option? I'd rather let these wildcards rot than spend them on standard or brawl bullshit. @magic.wizards.com #magicarena

Christina's top four are... 1. Clueless 2. The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 3. The Last Castle 4. You've Got Mail

My top four are... 1. Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey 2. Sneakers 3. The Devil's Advocte 4. French Kiss

Idea: Godzilla Pro Skater. You're welcome.

Trump is a fucking clown. A fucking clown.

I love shows like this! Worth the wait. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWJB...

The president of the US is a Russian agent.

My wife must have taken classes on how to wake people up in the most annoying ways... Shrilly, from afar... Silently using every light in the bedroom... Opening the bedroom door so that screaming kids can do it from a floor away... Scent warfare...