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ayankdownunder.com
NY'er living in New Zealand, smelling things, and not happy with the world's current bouquet. (Formerly twatter's @Grabtheweness) Unless noted, photos/vids are by me Corn chips: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dnzdejfyda4xk2gksx6fab2t/feed/aaai2vrlh7i6s
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This revolution bores me. Jeeves! *rings bell* Fetch my fomenting slippers.

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I got a bad paper cut from breaking down cardboard boxes and if I find out that they are just taking it to the dump instead of recycling it, I stg I am personally overthrowing capitalism.

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When they come for the music- that’s when the real riseup will happen.

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that's my emotional support 50gb of photos I never look at

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wish my phone would put me down hasn't this thing had enough of me

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When your neighbor steals your stuff, you don’t simply give in*. You punch them in the face, and get your stuff back. *(unless you’re Ned Flanders.) #SlavaUkraini

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I’ve had one or both nostrils all but completely stuffed up for the last 4 days and today, for a brief moment, they both cleared and it seriously felt like when the clouds part and a beam of holy light shines down from the sky

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Today is William Shakespeare's 461st Birthday. I swear the dude doesn't look a day over 459.

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Did he do that..?

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My autistic friends endorse this message.

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Cruise ship hands Hope to each passenger as they board.

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I have a dentist appointment in an hour so naturally I’m going to eat a bunch of Twizzlers first

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ffs how many years in a row did I shit my pants at the zoo, I hate facebook memories

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We must never gift this regime with the complicity and comfort of our silence.

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Them jeans so tight you could call them conformal coating on that booty

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Today, I saw a hearse and as I drove past him, I looked into the passenger side. I saw a bare man’s leg with a shamrock tattoo and his foot on the dash. He was smoking a cigarette, flicking his ashes out the window. The hearse was on its way back from a funeral. Seems pallbearers are human too

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*aggressively eats a cake*

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They’ve turned “More” into a foul four-letter word.

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Did he do that..?

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Invents time machine… Spends two weeks eating one pizza.

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Who said skeets/posts have to make sense? Are you out of your mind?

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This fitness journey would be way easier on a mobility scooter.

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Unicorn meeting a horse: OMG, DID YOU GET BANGS?

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Her: How would you like to go to the grocery store and be snatched up and flown to a tropical country never to see your family again? Me: Where do I sign?

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Cruise ship hands Hope to each passenger as they board.

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imo it's the restaurant's fault for not checking that I had money before they served me

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I was going to post my prom photo, but I can’t afford to replace all of your melted phones.

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overheard a British woman say “whilst” and I immediately came in my pants

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currently looking for a new therapist who doesn't just repeat my own words back at me & doesn't randomly scream at me & doesn't constantly ask for crackers & doesn't have their office at a pet store

submitted 160 days ago • 8 comments

Approximately two-thirds of all forced to report to internment camps were American citizens, including my father & his 3 siblings. As a result of this forced evacuation & detention from CA to Poston AZ, my grandparents farmland (500 acres in San Luis Obispo), home, and belongings were lost forever.

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[at chinese buffet with family] Me, in Mufasa voice: Everything the light touches belongs to you

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Will be making my best effort to be more present and engaged here on bluesky and- *distracted by butterfly*

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Hello friends, how do you make one of those links to all your posts? I would also like this feature that only works half of the time.

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I was at walmart & crashed into an endcap while trying to dodge a football my son threw at my head, then I heard my wife tell a complete stranger “he’s my emergency contact.”

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scrolling through bluesky and I haven't seen any posts denigrating another human being for simply existing- is this a trap

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[traffic stop] Cop: You're going too fast Me: sorry officer Cop: Slow down Me: will do Cop: Stop rushing Me: gotcha Cop: Don't propose yet, she's not ready Me: wait what

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

I’m kidding. I don’t think I’m a fuck up. I used to though until we elected the current president

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Gimme a sec... just gotta finish hugging this Thursday being a Friday

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Oui me like one of your French chefs.

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I can give real good headaches, hmu baby

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Time is bullshit until you're wishing you had just one more minute with them.

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“Idk, I mean you’re so naturally pretty, you don’t need all that eyeliner and those nails are perfection”, I drunkenly say to a raccoon.

submitted 54 days ago • 22 comments

waking up is overrated

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