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Big fan of when people ask me if i’m pregnant or breast feeding.

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going to my lgs (local grocery store) for a playset of staples (4 pack of peach red bull)

submitted 5 hours ago • 2 comments

It’s unfortunate wishing I could go back in time so much it makes me cry :/

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

joker miku

submitted 43 days ago • 98 comments

My gf is teasingly asked me: “why is it whenever I touch you any lil amount you go Yay!” IS THAT NOT THE NORMAL REACTION TO WOMAN TOUCH???

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

god, in her infinite wisdom, created tall women so they'd be just the right height when they're kneeling in front of you

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Did an animation for a school thing but i will never ever beat “thanks for nothing” youtu.be/FiARsQSlzDc?...

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

I’ve not been this locked in for years. 4000 nuclear bombs could not stop me!!!

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

with a liter of redbull anything is possible.

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Do you ever think to yourself "wow 19 year old me would know exactly what to do in this situation" or "I wish I was my 19 year old self right now"? No? congratulations. I wish I didn't think these things

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I need that Kim Kitsuragi "god please" rolling two sixes energy.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

to an untrained watcher, the poker scene from John Wick 4 may look like a commentary on the way those with power can openly flaunt the rules that bind those without in reality, the meaning of the scene is that all of them had been playing so much balatro they forgot five of a kind isn't a real hand

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If I were a mediocre YA author I would write about a world where limbo is a suburban bus terminal. Implying that hell is obviously the suburbs.

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February is actively out to kill me i think

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Bought a pack of these so I can savour the taste of my gf’s lips at any time ☺️

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

my calgarian gf was feeling homesick so i rented an suv and drove her around the suburbs for a few hours

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

LOOK ITS AN EFFECTIVE DEFENCE AGAINST HER BULLYING OK?!?!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

baaaabe can we shower together again? i promise i won't wash my pits in front of you this time,

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Lil plushy my gf gifted me sits next to me in bed while i sleep and protects me from evil demons that live in my reptilian brain. ☺️

submitted 6 days ago • 2 comments