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aylmer.bsky.social
Blockbuster employee 2003-2006 WFMU listener 24/7 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next

submitted 106 days ago • 56 comments

brown gravy at night, potato's delight white gravy in the morning, fresh biscuits take warning

submitted 21 days ago • 83 comments

Do not, my friends, become addicted to cheesy gordita crunch. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

submitted 33 days ago • 37 comments

gotham city's hard working drug dealers are constantly coming up with new and novel hallucinogens to add color and sparkle to its resident's dreary lives and the bat man takes them down because he hates it when anyone else has a good time

submitted 42 days ago • 31 comments

submitted 68 days ago • 26 comments

An abandoned crematorium somewhere in Pennsylvania

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

submitted 72 days ago • 307 comments

Took a sick day today without being sick HELL YEAH

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

the vegetables in my fridges crisper drawer as I order doordash again

submitted 127 days ago • 2 comments

me walking in on the TV my dad left on and seeing HBO Real Sex for the first time as a 8 year old:

submitted 78 days ago • 34 comments

Who else sings Mr. Blue Sky every time they open this app

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

Finally hit my seasonal depression stride and entered Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

What a sad ending for the Raiders. Kansas City is waaaay too lucky.

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

What’s up with the “tiny shoes” the marching bands are wearing for the parade?

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

This is very Twin Peaks coded.

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

Congratulations to Planes, Trains, & Automobiles (1987, runtime 93 minutes) for being chosen as Bluesky’s official Thanksgiving movie. 🍿

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a flat foot floogie with a floy floy kinda day.

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Slow getting started but this is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. youtu.be/d1J3NLNWAPU?...

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

Ham plane for my real friends, plain ham for my sham friends

submitted 90 days ago • 49 comments

"I'll be happy to help you... but you'll have to feed me first!"

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

It should have gone: Gladiator Gladiators GladiatorÂł Gladiator Resurrection

submitted 91 days ago • 582 comments

Wallpaper at the Winterthur estate, Delaware.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

All three branches of government are now controlled by a rapist who campaigned on purging the country of nonwhite immigrants and driving trans people out of public life, supported by a Nazi billionaire, I think maybe you can ease off the Has Woke Gone Too Far beat for a while

submitted 99 days ago • 123 comments

I saw some cool jellyfish called sea walnuts in the Baltimore harbor today. They’re called sea walnuts! Much more impressive in person because they exhibit bioluminescence in the sun.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

Is there a dead mall posting starter pack?

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

RFK gonna bring back diseases even House doesn’t know about

submitted 101 days ago • 15 comments

The cold feels colder this year.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Delighted to see I am Aylmer in this universe.

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Merry Christmas

submitted 426 days ago • 0 comments

Discarded baby table

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Two eyed Mr. Boh is always watching, waiting #mrboh #baltimore

submitted 449 days ago • 0 comments

Good evening. I am enjoying Monk and Tony shaloub is a treasure.

submitted 450 days ago • 0 comments