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weed got me having autistic thoughts about priesthood

so sad eating sherbet out the tub like a freak

im going to start calling woke stuff boy fucking

got my nuts out playing doom sipping cola smoking doinks

my heart goes out to lois griffin

is it normal to make music while jacking off

seethe bitch

im either going to kill myself or become a mobster

fucking cant wait to fucking fish

why would i watch mens basketball when i could be watching cats play instead

i dreamed i courted saint augustine

i miss when the world was ran by functional coke heads

my child thinks she isTemple Grandin

why dont they make a tool to pick your nose

utter gibberish

born too late to unga born just in time to bunga

there has to be a correlation between anxiety and tight hole

im not depressed anymore my ex texts me like everyday

sometimes i can feel the microwaves going into all of my organs

what i see when i meditate

i cant believe my life is meaningless

Wish someone would plug me through and through

All i have is my gay little tv shows

How come santa can kill himself and transfer all responsibility to Tim Allen but i cant

Bitches aint named Ebenezer anymore

I bet cavemen masturbated after they won a fight

Calling off and doing drugs made my serotonin spike

Fucking Trump is gonna deport all the bipolar latinas

Wish i could give out shooters for halloween

High rn thinking about kanye like hes my ex