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aztecdataco.bsky.social
Arizona Wildcats superfan stuck in Texas, leader of MMO game dev data science teams, runner, very amateur surfer
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I once said that Hot Tub Time Machine is far better than a movie called Hot Tub Time Machine has any right to be. I think the video game equivalent of this is now Like A Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.

As a result of last night's big hockey game, we're Canada's 11th province now, eh?

North: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Edinburgh East: 🇯🇵 Tokyo South: 🇦🇼 Oranjestad West: 🇺🇸 Honolulu

[the statue of liberty looks at the camera] THE ARISTOCRATS!

Did the VP of this country skip class at Yale Law School on the day they covered Marbury v Madison?

The Onion is becoming America's most truthful news source.

Why is the Arizona vs. Arizona State basketball game being played at 10am local time in Tempe?

Hearing rumors that BioWare is down to around 100 employees after today's layoffs and restructuring. At its peak, BioWare Austin had something like 800 devs working on SWTOR alone.

No.

If you do something, and the Nazis are happy about the thing you did, you did a Nazi thing

Day 1 of the new Trump Presidency: I observe that gas is $4.40 per gallon in this part of Trump's America.

I am currently located ~5000 miles away from the impending inauguration of Donald Trump. I feel like maybe that's not far enough...

The Cowboys are NOT "America's Team".

Kings in the North! #DetroitLions #OnePride

A real photo from the first day of 2025:

2025: The year sports fans stop using the phrase "ball knower".

What circumstances lead a Waymo autonomous vehicle to drive over the speed limit? Clearly they do it, even though the company officialy claims otherwise.

Jedd Fisch as coach of the Arizona Wildcats after their bowl last year vs. Jedd Fisch as coach of the Washington Huskies after their bowl this year.

If Luigi can be charged with terrorism, why can’t Jedd Fisch?

Jedd Fisch should be tried at The Hague

During a work 1:1, ended up in a conversation about how analytics has "solved" NBA basketball. That's why every game has devolved into nothing but 3-point attempts or sure-things under the basket. I bring this up for NO REASON as I watch Arizona Wildcats basketball continue to underwhelm tonight.

The Revenant is a Christmas movie.

Arizona vs. UCLA basketball, without Bill Walton calling the game, just isn't the same. Neither of these announcers are likely to go off on a tangent about volcanoes or counting the cacti in the Sonoran desert.

Does my new neighbor play the drums? Yes. Is he a good drummer? No. Is he a loud drummer? Fuck yes.

Will we ?

The @detroitlions.bsky.social are 12-1 in my lifetime. I almost don't know how to react. Almost. Let's go win a Super Bowl!!!

Martial law in South Korea was declared at about 11pm local time, and the self-coup attempt was all over by 5am. Many Koreans probably slept through it. I'm going to be checking the news every morning for the next 4 years, expecting something like this to occur here, aren't I?

This is my annual reminder that it's not "Black Friday Month" or "Cyber Monday Week". And earlier, it definitely wasn't "Pre-Black Friday Month", "Pre-Cyber Monday Weekend", etc. No! None of those are things. Stop it Marketing Department! No!

What's worse than having a work meeting that starts at 5pm? Additionally having one that starts at 6pm, that same day. Also, one at noon. Who needs lunch or dinner?

Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?

I blame Coach Jedd Fisch.

If you need another reason to cheer for the Arizona Wildcats to defeat the Arizona State Scum Devils today in the Territorial Cup, just know that Kari Lake prefers ASU to the UofA.

Tomorrow, in the Bahamas, Arizona basketball is going to take care of Oklahoma in the same way that Arizona football took care of Oklahoma last December.

Countries I've traveled to (since 2016) where I've essentially been asked by the locals "Why the FUCK would y'all vote for Trump to be your President?" - Japan - South Korea - United Kingdom - Italy - Canada - Mexico

Arizona basketball and football both lost in the last 24 hours.

For the remainder of today, this is now officially a Duke hate account. If you are a Duke University student/alum, just a fan of their basketball team, or even a ruler of a minor European duchy, consider yourself on notice. 🐻⬇️🌵